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Alaska Plane Crash Blamed On Obvious Pilot Mistakes Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Alaska Plane Crash Blamed On Obvious Pilot Mistakes Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and folks, this one is a doozy. A pilot of…

Pulte sticks around because who needs a vacation anyway
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Pulte sticks around because who needs a vacation anyway

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Trump administration, and I have to say,…

Fates Warning’s Ray Alder and Jim Matheos bless us with acoustic Under The Sun because you clearly needed this in your life
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Fates Warning’s Ray Alder and Jim Matheos bless us with acoustic Under The Sun because you clearly needed this in your life

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that will blow your minds? 🤯 I mean, I’m still trying…

Graham’s Departure Sparks Thrilling Game of Musical Chairs in Washington
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Graham’s Departure Sparks Thrilling Game of Musical Chairs in Washington

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2026

The death of Sen. Lindsey Graham and the long hospitalization of Sen. Mitch McConnell are reminders that time waits for…

Trump Claims Credit For Walmart’s Summer BBQ Price Drop
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Trump Claims Credit For Walmart’s Summer BBQ Price Drop

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about President Trump taking credit for Walmart’s summer sale, and I just can’t…

TESLA too lazy to make new music
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TESLA too lazy to make new music

Chord F. DiscordJuly 3, 2026July 3, 2026

OH NO, TESLA FANS REJOICE: Dave Rude Says Full-Length Album of New Music Might Not Happen, But Who Needs That…

No Engine Issues In That Crazy Missouri Skydiving Crash Apparently
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No Engine Issues In That Crazy Missouri Skydiving Crash Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story from Missouri, where a skydiving plane crashed last month,…

BREAKING: 80 Year Old Guy You Never Heard Of Until Now Dies Leaving Behind Discography of Bands Your Dad Listens To
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BREAKING: 80 Year Old Guy You Never Heard Of Until Now Dies Leaving Behind Discography of Bands Your Dad Listens To

Chord F. DiscordMay 14, 2026May 14, 2026

Legendary rock producer Jack Douglas has left the building, and we’re not just talking about his infamous studio antics 🤣.…

EVE Online’s Developer Suddenly Realizes They’re Bored with Their Old Name and Are Now Fenris Creations Because Who Needs Consistency Anyway
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EVE Online’s Developer Suddenly Realizes They’re Bored with Their Old Name and Are Now Fenris Creations Because Who Needs Consistency Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 6, 2026May 6, 2026

The most epic news in the history of online gaming has just dropped, and we’re not even kidding 🤯! CCP…

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Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

ST. PRACTICE BAR CRAWL 2026 – Royal Oak Saturday, March 7th, 2026 | 2 – 7 PM Downtown Royal Oak…

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