5 Things You Definitely Didn’t Forget on New Year’s Eve (Because You Were Too Busy Panic-Eating and Swiping Left) | CNN
Another Day of Liberal Lunacy and Globalist Shenanigans: 2025’s Last Gasps Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit—here…
Tag: Woke
Trump Vetoing Bills Like It’s 2016: First Vetoes of Second Term Bring Back the Good Old Days
Trump Just Nuked Two Deep State Infrastructure Bills—And the Libs Are Losing Their Minds In a stunning display of fiscal…
Alleged DC Pipe Bomber to Grace Detention Hearing—Lawyers Beg for His Freedom Because Obviously Jail Is Too Harsh for a Guy with a Pipe Dream
Leftist Lunatic Claims Autism Excuse to Avoid Jail After Pipe Bomb Plot – Because of Course He’s a Snowflake In…
Shaq to the Rescue: Pays for 7-Foot-3 Future Cop to Try the Test Again Because Apparently Height Isn’t the Only Thing That Doesn’t Measure Up
Another Leftist Plot to Infiltrate Law Enforcement: Shaq Funds 7-Foot-3 Giant’s Police Exam Retake After Failing by ONE Point –…
Sheriff Salazar says new video of missing Texas teen is ‘huge’—apparently, the kid finally learned how to work a TikTok filter
Oh, it’s ‘huge’ all right, Javier! While the Left’s busy chasing shadows and gaslighting America, Bexar County’s sheriff finally admits…
A Texas Teen Vanishes on Christmas Eve—Santa’s Suspected, Authorities Say “Check the Naughty List First”
The Great American Mystery: Teen Vanishes on Christmas Eve, FBI Called In to Find Out If She Joined the Squad…
The Most Expensive Disasters of 2025
2025 was a cinematic dumpster fire wrapped in a CGI explosion and served with a side of “but the algorithm…
Americans in 1998 Tried to Predict 2025 and Somehow Missed the Part About Us All Living in a Simulated Reality Run by Sentient Toaster Ovens
’98 Pollsters Predicted Biden Would Steal 2020 and Run America Into the Ground – Shockingly Accurate! In a stunning display…
The Barbarians Are Storming Lululemon’s Yoga Studio and Demanding Matching Leggings
Chip Wilson Declares War on Lululemon’s Woke Fashion Failures, Blames Liberals for Leggings Losing Their Mojo In a stunning turn…
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution Finally Admits Trees Were Judging Us All Along
Another Liberal Media Outlet Bites the Dust as the Left’s Fake News Empire Crumbles In a stunning twist that absolutely…