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Oklahoma Guv Pulls Epic Save on Death Row Dude Like a Boss
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Oklahoma Guv Pulls Epic Save on Death Row Dude Like a Boss

Big ElephantNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

Another day, another Democrat soft on crime! Oklahoma’s Governor Stitt, probably listening to the radical left, just saved a cold-blooded…

Justice Gorsuch to Bless Young Minds with Declaration of Independence Bedtime Story
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Justice Gorsuch to Bless Young Minds with Declaration of Independence Bedtime Story

Big ElephantNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

Another day, another Deep State plot revealed! Justice Gorsuch, a true patriot, is writing a children’s book about the Declaration…

OpenAI, Microsoft, and the Fuzz: AI Safety Task Force Assembled
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OpenAI, Microsoft, and the Fuzz: AI Safety Task Force Assembled

Big ElephantNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

Oh, the horror! Now the woke mob is coming for our AI! Can’t these liberals leave anything alone? It’s always…

BBC Has Emergency Meeting to Decide Whether to LMAO at Trump’s Silly Lawsuit
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BBC Has Emergency Meeting to Decide Whether to LMAO at Trump’s Silly Lawsuit

Big ElephantNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

The BBC, that bastion of leftist propaganda (funded by the Brits, naturally), is quaking in its boots! Turns out, editing…

Fritz and Shelton: Saving American Men’s Tennis (One Wimpy Serve at a Time)
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Fritz and Shelton: Saving American Men’s Tennis (One Wimpy Serve at a Time)

Big ElephantNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

Another day, another woke sports story! CNN is at it again, pushing their gender agenda even into TENNIS! Apparently, these…

Mega Millions Jackpot: From Ramen to Riches (Maybe)
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Mega Millions Jackpot: From Ramen to Riches (Maybe)

Big ElephantNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Another Mega Millions jackpot, another opportunity for the woke mob to redistribute wealth! It’s all part of their plan to…

Ukraine War: Trauma That’ll Last Longer Than Your Last Relationship, Says Some Doc From MSF, According to CNN
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Ukraine War: Trauma That’ll Last Longer Than Your Last Relationship, Says Some Doc From MSF, According to CNN

Big ElephantNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

MSF Secretary General claims it will take ‘generations’ to get over Ukraine war trauma? More like generations to undo the…

CNN: Trump’s Economy Flops Harder Than Biden’s, Sad
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CNN: Trump’s Economy Flops Harder Than Biden’s, Sad

Big ElephantNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Fake News CNN at it Again! They’re twisting President Trump’s words on the economy to fit their failing, liberal narrative.…

Ovary-Acting: More Like Overrated-Acting, Am I Right?
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Ovary-Acting: More Like Overrated-Acting, Am I Right?

FinnNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

So, there’s this short film called “Ovary-Acting,” right? 🙄 Apparently, it won an Annie award for something called “Night of…

OMG! UK Throws Epic Tantrum, Stops Sharing Secrets with US over a TINY Boat Mishap
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OMG! UK Throws Epic Tantrum, Stops Sharing Secrets with US over a TINY Boat Mishap

Big ElephantNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Well, well, well, look who’s throwing a tantrum now! The UK, once our trusty sidekick, is suddenly clutching its pearls…

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