Ely S. Parker, the Civil War general, finally gets his permission slip to the New York bar after only 176 years, lol
Another Woke Victory? New York Posthumously Admits Native American to the Bar After 176 Years! Can you believe the radical…
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NYC Council Kicks De Blasio’s Dumb Carriage Ban to the Curb, Horses Celebrate with Victory Gallop
New York, folks, is still clinging to a shred of sanity! The radical left’s latest attempt to cancel a beloved…
Target’s Target Problem: When Woke Backfires Hilariously
Oh, no! Looks like Target is now too woke for the woke! Seems even the perpetually offended are realizing that…
Oklahoma Guv Pulls Epic Save on Death Row Dude Like a Boss
Another day, another Democrat soft on crime! Oklahoma’s Governor Stitt, probably listening to the radical left, just saved a cold-blooded…
Justice Gorsuch to Bless Young Minds with Declaration of Independence Bedtime Story
Another day, another Deep State plot revealed! Justice Gorsuch, a true patriot, is writing a children’s book about the Declaration…
OpenAI, Microsoft, and the Fuzz: AI Safety Task Force Assembled
Oh, the horror! Now the woke mob is coming for our AI! Can’t these liberals leave anything alone? It’s always…
BBC Has Emergency Meeting to Decide Whether to LMAO at Trump’s Silly Lawsuit
The BBC, that bastion of leftist propaganda (funded by the Brits, naturally), is quaking in its boots! Turns out, editing…
Fritz and Shelton: Saving American Men’s Tennis (One Wimpy Serve at a Time)
Another day, another woke sports story! CNN is at it again, pushing their gender agenda even into TENNIS! Apparently, these…
Mega Millions Jackpot: From Ramen to Riches (Maybe)
Another Mega Millions jackpot, another opportunity for the woke mob to redistribute wealth! It’s all part of their plan to…
Ukraine War: Trauma That’ll Last Longer Than Your Last Relationship, Says Some Doc From MSF, According to CNN
MSF Secretary General claims it will take ‘generations’ to get over Ukraine war trauma? More like generations to undo the…