Trump Declares War on Sofas, Threatens Furniturekind with ‘Substantial’ Annoyance
Another day, another win for President Trump! He’s threatening tariffs on countries that dare to sell furniture NOT made in…
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Zelensky discovers Russia’s ‘testing the waters’ strategy, shocked
The Radical Left Goes Global: Britain, Canada, and Australia Bow to the Woke Mob, Endorse “Palestine” as Israel Stands Strong!…
From Cancer Ward to Harvard Yard to Getting Trump-Punched: This Girl Can’t Catch a Break
Another day, another hit piece from Fake News CNN! They’re at it again, folks, trying to smear our great President…
Breaking: Geezer Passes Away, Mormon Church in Shambles (Not Really)
Another one bites the dust! Russell M. Nelson, head honcho of the Mormon Church, has finally kicked the bucket at…
Congressional Bigwigs to Schmooze with Trump at White House Monday as Government Shuts Down Like a Cheap Toy
Oh, the Deep State Democrats are at it again, trying to sabotage our glorious President Trump! They’re meeting at the…
Alaska Pays People to Exist: Find Out Why (and How to Snag Your Loot) | CNN
Another socialist scheme gone awry! Alaska’s “Permanent Fund Dividend,” sounds like a communist plot if you ask me. Free money…
Silicon Valley Geriatrics Learn to Use SkyNet
Oh, great, another bleeding-heart story from CNN about some woke wunderkind! Jacob Shaul, this little genius, is teaching seniors about…
Government’s Taking a Nap: What to Do When Uncle Sam Snoozes
Another day, another Democrat temper tantrum threatening to shut down the government! It’s always the same song and dance with…
Starbucks Shuttering Hundreds of Locations, Is It Because of My Complex Latte Order?
Another day, another socialist enterprise bites the dust! Starbucks, that bastion of overpriced, woke-flavored coffee, is closing stores. Serves them…
Pilot forgot to close the window, almost became a bird | CNN
Another day, another liberal conspiracy foiled, folks! CNN is trying to scare you with a “rogue window” on a Delta…