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Tag: Woke

50 Years Ago, Some Folks Got Mad (and You Won’t BELIEVE What CNN Says Happened Next)
Elephant Reads CNN

50 Years Ago, Some Folks Got Mad (and You Won’t BELIEVE What CNN Says Happened Next)

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2025October 4, 2025

Another CNN “documentary” trying to rewrite history! They’re peddling the same old garbage about construction workers vs. “anti-war” protesters. Give…

CNN: Ammunition Graffiti Exposes Deeply Troubling Motives of People Who Write on Bullets
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CNN: Ammunition Graffiti Exposes Deeply Troubling Motives of People Who Write on Bullets

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2025October 4, 2025

Oh, the Left is at it again, folks! Now they’re scribbling their woke nonsense on bullets before they go out…

“Military Brats: School System’s Favorite Game of Hide-and-Go-Seek”
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“Military Brats: School System’s Favorite Game of Hide-and-Go-Seek”

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2025October 4, 2025

Oh, the Deep State is at it again, folks! These Florida teens, probably indoctrinated by their leftist professors, are trying…

Tesla Sales Briefly Not Sinking, Experts Predict Doom Soon
Elephant Reads CNN

Tesla Sales Briefly Not Sinking, Experts Predict Doom Soon

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2025October 2, 2025

Record Tesla sales? Don’t let the Liberal Lamestream Media (LSM) fool you! This is just the last gasp of a…

Jane Goodall’s Charity Addiction: A CNN Exposé
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Jane Goodall’s Charity Addiction: A CNN Exposé

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2025October 1, 2025

Oh, here we go again! CNN, still pushing the leftist agenda with their latest saint, Jane Goodall, the chimpanzee charmer.…

Justice Department Hilariously Boots Prosecutor Over Fake News Comey Link, Twitter Still Blaming Hillary
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Justice Department Hilariously Boots Prosecutor Over Fake News Comey Link, Twitter Still Blaming Hillary

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2025October 1, 2025

Another Deep State operative bites the dust! Seems President Trump is cleaning house, and about time too! This Ben’Ary character,…

Is This Place in Africa Really That Quiet or Is CNN Just Trying to Sell Me Something?
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Is This Place in Africa Really That Quiet or Is CNN Just Trying to Sell Me Something?

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

More proof that liberals can’t find their way out of a paper bag, folks! These woke wanderers ended up in…

Supreme Court to Decide if the Federal Reserve Can Keep Printing Money Without Asking Mommy
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Supreme Court to Decide if the Federal Reserve Can Keep Printing Money Without Asking Mommy

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

Oh, the Deep State Drama Continues! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, tried to drain the swamp at…

Nike’s Genius Plan to Pay $1.5 Billion in Taxes and Call It a “Turnaround”
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Nike’s Genius Plan to Pay $1.5 Billion in Taxes and Call It a “Turnaround”

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

Oh, the irony! Nike, that bastion of woke capitalism, is whining about tariffs imposed by our great President Trump! Seems…

Hegseth demands woke-free military or GTFO | CNN Politics
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Hegseth demands woke-free military or GTFO | CNN Politics

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

The woke military experiment is OVER! Secretary of Defense and total LEGEND Pete Hegseth just told a room full of…

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