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Tag: Woke

Breaking: Geezer Passes Away, Mormon Church in Shambles (Not Really)
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Breaking: Geezer Passes Away, Mormon Church in Shambles (Not Really)

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

Another one bites the dust! Russell M. Nelson, head honcho of the Mormon Church, has finally kicked the bucket at…

Congressional Bigwigs to Schmooze with Trump at White House Monday as Government Shuts Down Like a Cheap Toy
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Congressional Bigwigs to Schmooze with Trump at White House Monday as Government Shuts Down Like a Cheap Toy

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

Oh, the Deep State Democrats are at it again, trying to sabotage our glorious President Trump! They’re meeting at the…

Alaska Pays People to Exist: Find Out Why (and How to Snag Your Loot) | CNN
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Alaska Pays People to Exist: Find Out Why (and How to Snag Your Loot) | CNN

Big ElephantSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

Another socialist scheme gone awry! Alaska’s “Permanent Fund Dividend,” sounds like a communist plot if you ask me. Free money…

Silicon Valley Geriatrics Learn to Use SkyNet
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Silicon Valley Geriatrics Learn to Use SkyNet

Big ElephantSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

Oh, great, another bleeding-heart story from CNN about some woke wunderkind! Jacob Shaul, this little genius, is teaching seniors about…

Government’s Taking a Nap: What to Do When Uncle Sam Snoozes
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Government’s Taking a Nap: What to Do When Uncle Sam Snoozes

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2025September 26, 2025

Another day, another Democrat temper tantrum threatening to shut down the government! It’s always the same song and dance with…

Starbucks Shuttering Hundreds of Locations, Is It Because of My Complex Latte Order?
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Starbucks Shuttering Hundreds of Locations, Is It Because of My Complex Latte Order?

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2025September 26, 2025

Another day, another socialist enterprise bites the dust! Starbucks, that bastion of overpriced, woke-flavored coffee, is closing stores. Serves them…

Pilot forgot to close the window, almost became a bird | CNN
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Pilot forgot to close the window, almost became a bird | CNN

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

Another day, another liberal conspiracy foiled, folks! CNN is trying to scare you with a “rogue window” on a Delta…

Amazon coughs up chump change after *accidentally* tricking grandma into Prime for life
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Amazon coughs up chump change after *accidentally* tricking grandma into Prime for life

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump and his administration! The Trump-Vance FTC just smacked Amazon with a $2.5 billion…

Starbucks Shuts Down and Fires Everyone (Probably Your Barista Too) | CNN Business
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Starbucks Shuts Down and Fires Everyone (Probably Your Barista Too) | CNN Business

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

Another woke company bites the dust! Starbucks, once a beacon of overpriced coffee and leftist virtue signaling, is closing hundreds…

Christian Author Throws Epic Tantrum After Rapture No-Show: Blames Bible for Being a Party Pooper | CNN
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Christian Author Throws Epic Tantrum After Rapture No-Show: Blames Bible for Being a Party Pooper | CNN

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

More nations cave to the radical leftist agenda! Britain, Canada, and Australia, now formally recognizing a “Palestinian state,” are clearly…

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