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Tag: Woke

Elon’s Mad: He Wants Grok to Be More Like Him (God Help Us All)
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Elon’s Mad: He Wants Grok to Be More Like Him (God Help Us All)

Big ElephantJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

Oh, the horror! Elon Musk’s Grok chatbot dared to suggest that maybe, just maybe, those on the right have engaged…

EU Leaders Brainstorm: “WTO? More Like WTO-NO! Let’s Reinvent Trade, Again!”
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EU Leaders Brainstorm: “WTO? More Like WTO-NO! Let’s Reinvent Trade, Again!”

Big ElephantJune 27, 2025June 26, 2025

Oh, the EU elites are at it again, plotting against our glorious President Trump! They’re “rethinking” the WTO because Trump…

Where in the Actual Heck is Jodi Huisentruit?! | CNN
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Where in the Actual Heck is Jodi Huisentruit?! | CNN

Big ElephantJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

Oh, CNN, always with the sob stories! This time, it’s about some local Iowa news anchor, Jodi Huisentruit, who went…

Pride Comes Early This Year, Just Like My Existential Crisis, Pack Your Bags, Hon
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Pride Comes Early This Year, Just Like My Existential Crisis, Pack Your Bags, Hon

Big ElephantJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Oh, goodie, CNN is promoting Northampton, Massachusetts, as an LGBTQ+ haven. I’m sure normal Americans are just dying to visit…

Trump’s Bigly Agenda Bill Hits Senate Speed Bump Thanks to Some Rules Nerd
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Trump’s Bigly Agenda Bill Hits Senate Speed Bump Thanks to Some Rules Nerd

Big ElephantJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Another day, another Deep State roadblock for our glorious leader, President Trump! CNN, still whining about 2016, reports that some…

AI Law Enforcement Moratorium: State Regulator Throws a Hissy Fit
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AI Law Enforcement Moratorium: State Regulator Throws a Hissy Fit

Big ElephantJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

The radical left is at it again, folks! CNN is clutching its pearls because President Trump, in his infinite wisdom,…

Idaho Teens Go Full ‘Sister Wives,’ Ditch Spuds for Polygamy in Utah
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Idaho Teens Go Full ‘Sister Wives,’ Ditch Spuds for Polygamy in Utah

Big ElephantJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Another day, another liberal media freakout! Idaho State Police issued an Amber Alert for two teens brainwashed by the FLDS…

Ana de Armas, Sydney Sweeney, and Jude Law in ‘Eden’ – Oh Honey, Bless Their Hearts | CNN
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Ana de Armas, Sydney Sweeney, and Jude Law in ‘Eden’ – Oh Honey, Bless Their Hearts | CNN

Big ElephantJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Hollywood is at it again, folks! Ana de Armas, Sydney Sweeney, and Jude Law in ‘Eden’? Sounds like another woke,…

Shell Hilariously Denies Absurd Rumors of Swallowing BP Whole
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Shell Hilariously Denies Absurd Rumors of Swallowing BP Whole

Big ElephantJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re pushing the Deep State’s agenda by reporting on rumors of Shell…

Diddy Do It? Lawyers Spill the Tea
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Diddy Do It? Lawyers Spill the Tea

Big ElephantJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Oh, the drama! Diddy’s in a pickle, accused of running a sex-trafficking ring like some kind of woke mafia boss.…

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