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Tag: Woke

Wake Up Sheeple: Weed, Trump’s Tantrum, Bezos’s Boating Accident, ‘Murica Day, and Geriatric Rock Stars
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Wake Up Sheeple: Weed, Trump’s Tantrum, Bezos’s Boating Accident, ‘Murica Day, and Geriatric Rock Stars

Big ElephantJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here! Oasis is reuniting! After 15 years, those socialist Brit-rockers are back to…

Diddy’s Drama: Key Dirt and Receipts from the Trial
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Diddy’s Drama: Key Dirt and Receipts from the Trial

Big ElephantJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

Oh, the horror! Diddy, that paragon of woke culture, is in trouble? I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that all…

Bezos-Sanchez Wedding: A Gathering of People Who Have More Money Than Brains | CNN Business
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Bezos-Sanchez Wedding: A Gathering of People Who Have More Money Than Brains | CNN Business

Big ElephantJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

Jeff Bezos, the Amazon overlord, and his woke concubine Lauren Sanchez, had a wedding so lavish it made Marie Antoinette…

Travis Decker’s Great Escape: Is He Sipping Margaritas or Just Really Good at Hide-and-Seek
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Travis Decker’s Great Escape: Is He Sipping Margaritas or Just Really Good at Hide-and-Seek

Big ElephantJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

Another day, another tragedy, and the liberal media is all over it, probably blaming Trump somehow. This time, it’s about…

Fact Check: Trump Caught Red-Handed Exaggerating His Hugely Yawning Domestic Policy Bill (Again) | CNN “Politics”
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Fact Check: Trump Caught Red-Handed Exaggerating His Hugely Yawning Domestic Policy Bill (Again) | CNN “Politics”

Big ElephantJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

Oh, CNN, still crying about President Trump! Here we go again with the “fact checks” – which really means “Democrat…

Trump’s Supreme Court Victory: Did Roberts and Barrett Finally Drink the Kool-Aid
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Trump’s Supreme Court Victory: Did Roberts and Barrett Finally Drink the Kool-Aid

Big ElephantJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! They’re crying about how the Supreme Court is apparently in cahoots with President Trump.…

UAE Minister Thinks Robots Will Finally Make Life Tolerable, CNN Reports
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UAE Minister Thinks Robots Will Finally Make Life Tolerable, CNN Reports

Big ElephantJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

More like grounded freedoms, am I right? Flights canceled in the Gulf? Probably because Biden’s weakness emboldened Iran to launch…

DOJ Civil Rights Chief Throws Shade at UVA Prez’s Exit: CNN Gets the Scoop
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DOJ Civil Rights Chief Throws Shade at UVA Prez’s Exit: CNN Gets the Scoop

Big ElephantJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

Another day, another radical leftist freakout! Sotomayor, still clinging to her seat like a barnacle on a sinking ship, throws…

Supreme Court Justices Throw Down the Gauntlet: Who Needs Congress Anyway? Plus, Anchor Babies Still a Thing, Apparently | CNN Politics
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Supreme Court Justices Throw Down the Gauntlet: Who Needs Congress Anyway? Plus, Anchor Babies Still a Thing, Apparently | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

Another day, another victory for the REAL President Trump! CNN, still whining about the 2020 election, is forced to report…

Microsoft Kills the BSOD: Gamers Rejoice, Techs Sob
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Microsoft Kills the BSOD: Gamers Rejoice, Techs Sob

Big ElephantJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

The dreaded “blue screen of death” is being replaced by a BLACK screen! Can you believe this woke garbage? First,…

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