Ana de Armas, Sydney Sweeney, and Jude Law in ‘Eden’ – Oh Honey, Bless Their Hearts | CNN
Hollywood is at it again, folks! Ana de Armas, Sydney Sweeney, and Jude Law in ‘Eden’? Sounds like another woke,…
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Shell Hilariously Denies Absurd Rumors of Swallowing BP Whole
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re pushing the Deep State’s agenda by reporting on rumors of Shell…
Diddy Do It? Lawyers Spill the Tea
Oh, the drama! Diddy’s in a pickle, accused of running a sex-trafficking ring like some kind of woke mafia boss.…
Harvard Egghead Gets Extra Time in the Clink for Froggy Felonies
Another day, another deep-state plot foiled, folks! This time, it’s a “Russian-born scientist” (wink, wink) from Harvard, that bastion of…
It’s Hot, Dinosaurs are Tiny, and Jack’s Still a Tourist Trap: News for People Who Can’t Read
Ah, CNN, still peddling their liberal garbage, I see. Let’s dissect today’s dose of leftist propaganda, shall we? It’s always…
Rudy and Friends Join Homeland Security: What Could Possibly Go Wrong
Trump’s got the BEST people – the REAL patriots – advising Homeland Security now! Finally, an advisory council that isn’t…
Beached Whale: Luxury Car Flambé Headed for Cancun
Another day, another disaster courtesy of the radical Left’s obsession with electric vehicles! A cargo ship, the “Morning Midas” (probably…
Lake Tahoe Boat Party Turns Deadly: 4 Relatives, 4 Randoms Take a Dive
Ah, Lake Tahoe, where even birthday celebrations are now fodder for the woke mob’s climate change agenda. A family outing…
NTSB to Reveal Findings on Alaska Airlines’ Accidental Skydiving Door Plug Debacle, Brought to You by Duct Tape
Another day, another Boeing disaster! You just know some tree-hugging, socialist engineer probably sabotaged the plane. They’re all about “safety”…
Oops! US Intel Admits Iran’s Nukes Still Kicking After All That Bombing Fun
Well, folks, it looks like CNN is at it again, trying to undermine our great President Trump! They’re now claiming…