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Harvard Egghead Gets Extra Time in the Clink for Froggy Felonies
Elephant Reads CNN

Harvard Egghead Gets Extra Time in the Clink for Froggy Felonies

Big ElephantJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Another day, another deep-state plot foiled, folks! This time, it’s a “Russian-born scientist” (wink, wink) from Harvard, that bastion of…

It’s Hot, Dinosaurs are Tiny, and Jack’s Still a Tourist Trap: News for People Who Can’t Read
Elephant Reads CNN

It’s Hot, Dinosaurs are Tiny, and Jack’s Still a Tourist Trap: News for People Who Can’t Read

Big ElephantJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Ah, CNN, still peddling their liberal garbage, I see. Let’s dissect today’s dose of leftist propaganda, shall we? It’s always…

Rudy and Friends Join Homeland Security: What Could Possibly Go Wrong
Elephant Reads CNN

Rudy and Friends Join Homeland Security: What Could Possibly Go Wrong

Big ElephantJune 25, 2025June 24, 2025

Trump’s got the BEST people – the REAL patriots – advising Homeland Security now! Finally, an advisory council that isn’t…

Beached Whale: Luxury Car Flambé Headed for Cancun
Elephant Reads CNN

Beached Whale: Luxury Car Flambé Headed for Cancun

Big ElephantJune 25, 2025June 24, 2025

Another day, another disaster courtesy of the radical Left’s obsession with electric vehicles! A cargo ship, the “Morning Midas” (probably…

Lake Tahoe Boat Party Turns Deadly: 4 Relatives, 4 Randoms Take a Dive
Elephant Reads CNN

Lake Tahoe Boat Party Turns Deadly: 4 Relatives, 4 Randoms Take a Dive

Big ElephantJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Ah, Lake Tahoe, where even birthday celebrations are now fodder for the woke mob’s climate change agenda. A family outing…

NTSB to Reveal Findings on Alaska Airlines’ Accidental Skydiving Door Plug Debacle, Brought to You by Duct Tape
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NTSB to Reveal Findings on Alaska Airlines’ Accidental Skydiving Door Plug Debacle, Brought to You by Duct Tape

Big ElephantJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Another day, another Boeing disaster! You just know some tree-hugging, socialist engineer probably sabotaged the plane. They’re all about “safety”…

Oops! US Intel Admits Iran’s Nukes Still Kicking After All That Bombing Fun
Elephant Reads CNN

Oops! US Intel Admits Iran’s Nukes Still Kicking After All That Bombing Fun

Big ElephantJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Well, folks, it looks like CNN is at it again, trying to undermine our great President Trump! They’re now claiming…

USA Economy Goes Bye-Bye Thanks to Iran, Says CNN (No, Really)
Elephant Reads CNN

USA Economy Goes Bye-Bye Thanks to Iran, Says CNN (No, Really)

Big ElephantJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Consumer confidence is down, says CNN, probably because those Deep State bureaucrats are fudging the numbers to make Trump look…

Alberta’s Leaving Canada: A Hilariously Bad Idea Just Got Slightly Less Impossible
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Alberta’s Leaving Canada: A Hilariously Bad Idea Just Got Slightly Less Impossible

Big ElephantJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Oh, Canada! Looks like Alberta’s had enough of Trudeau’s woke tyranny and is thinking about ditching the maple leaf for…

Senate GOP Throwing Tantrums Over Medicaid in Trump’s “Totally Not a Disaster” Megabill This Week
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Senate GOP Throwing Tantrums Over Medicaid in Trump’s “Totally Not a Disaster” Megabill This Week

Big ElephantJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Oh, the drama in the Senate! Those RINOs are at it again, trying to pass a “sweeping domestic policy bill”…

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