Microsoft Kills the BSOD: Gamers Rejoice, Techs Sob
The dreaded “blue screen of death” is being replaced by a BLACK screen! Can you believe this woke garbage? First,…
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Elon’s Mad: He Wants Grok to Be More Like Him (God Help Us All)
Oh, the horror! Elon Musk’s Grok chatbot dared to suggest that maybe, just maybe, those on the right have engaged…
EU Leaders Brainstorm: “WTO? More Like WTO-NO! Let’s Reinvent Trade, Again!”
Oh, the EU elites are at it again, plotting against our glorious President Trump! They’re “rethinking” the WTO because Trump…
Where in the Actual Heck is Jodi Huisentruit?! | CNN
Oh, CNN, always with the sob stories! This time, it’s about some local Iowa news anchor, Jodi Huisentruit, who went…
Pride Comes Early This Year, Just Like My Existential Crisis, Pack Your Bags, Hon
Oh, goodie, CNN is promoting Northampton, Massachusetts, as an LGBTQ+ haven. I’m sure normal Americans are just dying to visit…
Trump’s Bigly Agenda Bill Hits Senate Speed Bump Thanks to Some Rules Nerd
Another day, another Deep State roadblock for our glorious leader, President Trump! CNN, still whining about 2016, reports that some…
AI Law Enforcement Moratorium: State Regulator Throws a Hissy Fit
The radical left is at it again, folks! CNN is clutching its pearls because President Trump, in his infinite wisdom,…
Idaho Teens Go Full ‘Sister Wives,’ Ditch Spuds for Polygamy in Utah
Another day, another liberal media freakout! Idaho State Police issued an Amber Alert for two teens brainwashed by the FLDS…
Ana de Armas, Sydney Sweeney, and Jude Law in ‘Eden’ – Oh Honey, Bless Their Hearts | CNN
Hollywood is at it again, folks! Ana de Armas, Sydney Sweeney, and Jude Law in ‘Eden’? Sounds like another woke,…
Shell Hilariously Denies Absurd Rumors of Swallowing BP Whole
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re pushing the Deep State’s agenda by reporting on rumors of Shell…