Paragliding Pro Kissed a Power Pole in Phoenix, Lives to Tell the Shocking Tale
Another day, another Libtard endangering hardworking Americans! This time, some woke paraglider, probably funded by Soros, decided to attack a…
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Bezos’s Blue Origin Launches More Humans Into Space, Proving Gravity Still Exists
So, Bezos, fresh from his Venetian escapades with his woke trophy wife, launches another joyride to the edge of space.…
Trump Promises TikTok Savior Reveal in a Whopping ‘Two Weeks,’ Again
Oh, CNN is reporting that President Trump, the REAL President, is working on a deal for TikTok? You know, that…
Thom Tillis Quits After Betraying Trump (LOL!)
Another one bites the dust! Seems like Senator Tillis couldn’t handle the heat from the MAGA train. All this talk…
Beyoncé’s Hovercar Debacle: Queen Bey’s Ride Turns Into a Tilt-a-Whirl in Houston
Queen Bey’s Flying Car Debacle: A Sign from Above? Beyoncé’s “flying” car tilted mid-air in Houston. Was this a sign…
NYC, San Fran, and Other Woke Havens to Celebrate Rainbow Month with Parties and Performative Protests, Bless Their Hearts
Ah, yes, it’s that time of year again when the alphabet people take over our streets with their rainbow-infused propaganda.…
Big Baby Tantrum Wins, Boomerang Appeals Make Supreme Court Look Like Clowns | CNN Politics
Ah, CNN, still whining about Trump’s wins even from the Supreme Court! You just can’t stand that America is winning…
Wake Up Sheeple: Weed, Trump’s Tantrum, Bezos’s Boating Accident, ‘Murica Day, and Geriatric Rock Stars
Well, well, well, look what we have here! Oasis is reuniting! After 15 years, those socialist Brit-rockers are back to…
Diddy’s Drama: Key Dirt and Receipts from the Trial
Oh, the horror! Diddy, that paragon of woke culture, is in trouble? I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that all…
Bezos-Sanchez Wedding: A Gathering of People Who Have More Money Than Brains | CNN Business
Jeff Bezos, the Amazon overlord, and his woke concubine Lauren Sanchez, had a wedding so lavish it made Marie Antoinette…