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Tag: Woke

American Airlines Flight Turns Into Vomit Comet: 5 Passengers Experience Gravity the Hard Way
Elephant Reads CNN

American Airlines Flight Turns Into Vomit Comet: 5 Passengers Experience Gravity the Hard Way

Big ElephantJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Oh, the horror! Five people slightly inconvenienced on an American Airlines flight! You just know this is Biden’s fault somehow.…

Local Man Discovers New Interpretation of “Openly Carry” at Church, Pastor Slightly Agitated
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Local Man Discovers New Interpretation of “Openly Carry” at Church, Pastor Slightly Agitated

Big ElephantJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Another day, another so-called “mass shooting” averted by brave, God-fearing Americans. Seems like this “Brian Anthony Browning” fellow, probably a…

Texas Guv Says “Nah, We Good” to Banning All the Good Stuff
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Texas Guv Says “Nah, We Good” to Banning All the Good Stuff

Big ElephantJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Another victory for the woke mob! Texas Governor Greg Abbott, bless his heart, just vetoed a bill that would have…

“Ashdod Gets a Free Fireworks Show Courtesy of Iran (Dashcam Edition)”
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“Ashdod Gets a Free Fireworks Show Courtesy of Iran (Dashcam Edition)”

Big ElephantJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Oh, look, Iran finally decided to stop funding Democrat campaigns and actually fire a missile. Probably paid for with the…

Michigan Church Shooting: Rent-A-Cop Rambo Saves the Day
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Michigan Church Shooting: Rent-A-Cop Rambo Saves the Day

Big ElephantJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Another day, another “active shooter” foiled by a REAL American hero – a security guard, no doubt a God-fearing, gun-toting…

Chill Out! Hollywood Wants Ice-T Renamed to Avoid Confusing Him with Immigration Cop
Ice-T Melts Under Woke Pressure: Forced to Rebrand as Lukewarm-T
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Chill Out! Hollywood Wants Ice-T Renamed to Avoid Confusing Him with Immigration Cop

FinnJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

LOS ANGELES, California — In an industry where everything must be inclusive—except common sense, a new scandal has brewed around…

Judge Declares DOJ’s Attempt to Jail Abrego Garcia a Hilarious Fail | CNN Politics
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Judge Declares DOJ’s Attempt to Jail Abrego Garcia a Hilarious Fail | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Here we go again, folks! CNN, still peddling their “woke” agenda, is crying about how a judge is supposedly soft…

‘American Deterrence is Back’: More Like ‘American Tantrums are Back’ Says Guy with a Straight Face
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‘American Deterrence is Back’: More Like ‘American Tantrums are Back’ Says Guy with a Straight Face

Big ElephantJune 22, 2025June 22, 2025

So, “Defense Secretary” Hegseth, huh? More like Secretary Woke-seth. Finally, SOMEONE in this administration is pretending to have a spine…

Hollywood’s Back, Baby: 2025 Box Office Proves Summer Blockbusters Aren’t Quite Dead (Yet)
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Hollywood’s Back, Baby: 2025 Box Office Proves Summer Blockbusters Aren’t Quite Dead (Yet)

Big ElephantJune 22, 2025June 22, 2025

Hollywood is BACK, baby! Or at least, that’s what the liberal media wants you to think. After years of pushing…

CNN’s Guide to Starting Your Week Dumb: US Accidentally Bombs Iran, Pride Gets a Reality Check, Tesla’s Robotaxis That Will Definitely Kill You, NATO’s Pointless Summit, and Bezos’ Midlife Crisis Wedding
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CNN’s Guide to Starting Your Week Dumb: US Accidentally Bombs Iran, Pride Gets a Reality Check, Tesla’s Robotaxis That Will Definitely Kill You, NATO’s Pointless Summit, and Bezos’ Midlife Crisis Wedding

Big ElephantJune 22, 2025June 22, 2025

Oh, CNN, always with the doom and gloom! Let’s see what the liberal media is peddling this week. It’s like…

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