CNN Asks: Is NYC Mayor Race Just a National Democratic Party Echo Chamber for Sheep
Oh, CNN, always trying to spin the narrative! Apparently, the NYC mayoral race reflects the national Democratic party leanings. Translation:…
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Texas Guv Signs Bill Mandating Kids Stare at Stone Tablets (Because That’s How Education Works)
Another day, another victory for common sense in the Lone Star State! Governor Abbott, a true patriot, just signed a…
Labubu-mania: 5 Charts That Prove You’ve Been Brainwashed Into Buying an Overpriced Keychain
Oh, CNN is reporting on some “cultural and commercial phenomenon” called Labubu – fluffy, sharp-toothed figurines from China. Sounds like…
DNC’s Piggy Bank Emptier Than My Promises, GOP Laughing All the Way to the Bank
The Republican Party is rolling in dough while the Democrats are practically begging for spare change. Can you believe these…
Sports Teams Cost HOW MUCH?! Prepare to Cry, Broke Fan Edition
Ah, yes, the woke Los Angeles Lakers, now valued at a staggering $10 billion! It’s only a matter of time…
Kari Lake, channeling her inner Trump, gives Voice of America a serious haircut
Another day, another victory for sanity! It’s about time that the swamp got drained at the Voice of America (VOA).…
Harvard Stays Woke: Judge Saves Elite Snowflakes From Deportation Nightmare
Another day, another Deep State victory! A liberal activist judge—probably a card-carrying member of the DSA—just blocked Trump’s perfectly reasonable…
Analysis: Trump’s ‘One Big Beautiful Bill’ Is Polling So Badly, It’s Hilarious
Well, well, well, look what we have here: CNN actually reporting on Trump’s tax cuts! But don’t be fooled, folks,…
Haifa Mayor Hilariously Claps Back at Trump’s Pathetic Two-Week Deadline
Oh, cry me a river, Haifa Mayor! Two weeks is too long? Maybe if you weren’t so busy virtue signaling…
Biden Declares Juneteenth a National “Let’s All Get Along” Day at a Church Older Than Your Grandpa
Oh, goodie, more virtue signaling from Sleepy Joe! He’s at a “historic Black church” in Texas, probably plotting how to…