Michigan Church Shooting: Rent-A-Cop Rambo Saves the Day

Michigan Church Shooting: Rent-A-Cop Rambo Saves the Day

Another day, another “active shooter” foiled by a REAL American hero – a security guard, no doubt a God-fearing, gun-toting patriot! You can bet your sweet tea this “suspect” was probably a card-carrying member of Antifa, brainwashed by the liberal media, and funded by Soros himself.

The lib media will bury the lede. They want to take away our guns. They want to turn America into a socialist wasteland where churches are replaced with gender studies seminars. Thank God for the Second Amendment and brave men and women who know how to use it! The victim shot in the leg? Probably just a misunderstanding. The shooter was probably trying to stop him from desecrating the altar with some woke nonsense. I bet this church was praying for Trump’s return!

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Republican Elephant

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