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Tag: Woke

Harvard Stays Woke: Judge Saves Elite Snowflakes From Deportation Nightmare
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Harvard Stays Woke: Judge Saves Elite Snowflakes From Deportation Nightmare

Big ElephantJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Another day, another Deep State victory! A liberal activist judge—probably a card-carrying member of the DSA—just blocked Trump’s perfectly reasonable…

Analysis: Trump’s ‘One Big Beautiful Bill’ Is Polling So Badly, It’s Hilarious
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Analysis: Trump’s ‘One Big Beautiful Bill’ Is Polling So Badly, It’s Hilarious

Big ElephantJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here: CNN actually reporting on Trump’s tax cuts! But don’t be fooled, folks,…

Haifa Mayor Hilariously Claps Back at Trump’s Pathetic Two-Week Deadline
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Haifa Mayor Hilariously Claps Back at Trump’s Pathetic Two-Week Deadline

Big ElephantJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Oh, cry me a river, Haifa Mayor! Two weeks is too long? Maybe if you weren’t so busy virtue signaling…

Biden Declares Juneteenth a National “Let’s All Get Along” Day at a Church Older Than Your Grandpa
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Biden Declares Juneteenth a National “Let’s All Get Along” Day at a Church Older Than Your Grandpa

Big ElephantJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Oh, goodie, more virtue signaling from Sleepy Joe! He’s at a “historic Black church” in Texas, probably plotting how to…

Trump Whines About Getting the Day Off, Calls Juneteenth a ‘Non-Working Holiday’
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Trump Whines About Getting the Day Off, Calls Juneteenth a ‘Non-Working Holiday’

Big ElephantJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Here we go again, folks! Our fearless leader, President Trump, speaks the truth about these ridiculous “non-working holidays” that are…

‘K-Pop Demon Hunters’: When K-Pop and Demon-Slaying Collide (Because Why Not)
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‘K-Pop Demon Hunters’: When K-Pop and Demon-Slaying Collide (Because Why Not)

Big ElephantJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Oh, great, another cartoon pushing the woke agenda! “KPop Demon Hunters” on Netflix? Sounds like a fever dream cooked up…

RICK HUNOLT Bravely Claims EXODUS Made METALLICA And SLAYER Who They Are Today
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RICK HUNOLT Bravely Claims EXODUS Made METALLICA And SLAYER Who They Are Today

Chord F. DiscordJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

So, some dude named Rick Hunolt, formerly of some band called EXODUS (never heard of ’em 🤷‍♂️), graced the “Reckless”…

Oops! Another Rocket Goes Boom: Space Program Still Totally Fine
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Oops! Another Rocket Goes Boom: Space Program Still Totally Fine

Big ElephantJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Another day, another LIBERAL plot foiled! SpaceX? More like Space-FAIL, am I right? Probably a deep-state operative trying to sabotage…

Witness Claims She Saw Idaho Murder Suspect, But Did She REALLY? You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next
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Witness Claims She Saw Idaho Murder Suspect, But Did She REALLY? You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next

Big ElephantJune 18, 2025June 18, 2025

Oh, the tangled web we weave when we let woke ideology run amok! So, this Kohberger case, right? They found…

Obama’s EPIC FAIL: Begs for Trump Resistance (Cringe!)
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Obama’s EPIC FAIL: Begs for Trump Resistance (Cringe!)

Big ElephantJune 18, 2025June 18, 2025

Oh, boy, here we go again! Obama, the former Divider-in-Chief, is back to lecture us on democracy, or what’s left…

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