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Tag: Woke

Waymo Back in NYC: Still Begging for Robot Overlords
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Waymo Back in NYC: Still Begging for Robot Overlords

Big ElephantJune 18, 2025June 18, 2025

Oh, great, more robots taking American jobs, brought to you by the same folks who censor conservatives! Waymo, Google’s little…

Fox News, the MAGA media’s mouthpiece, beats the war drums while they bicker like toddlers over the Israel-Iran spat–CNN Business
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Fox News, the MAGA media’s mouthpiece, beats the war drums while they bicker like toddlers over the Israel-Iran spat–CNN Business

Big ElephantJune 18, 2025June 18, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! They’re clutching their pearls because President Trump might be watching Fox News and…

Noem throws a tantrum, demands total power over disaster funds, potentially dooming us all
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Noem throws a tantrum, demands total power over disaster funds, potentially dooming us all

Big ElephantJune 18, 2025June 18, 2025

Oh, the horror! According to CNN, fearless leader Kristi Noem is actually trying to stop the endless flow of taxpayer…

Indonesia’s Volcano Throws Temper Tantrum, Ash Edition | CNN
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Indonesia’s Volcano Throws Temper Tantrum, Ash Edition | CNN

Big ElephantJune 18, 2025June 18, 2025

Another volcano eruption? Probably caused by those climate change fanatics trying to Geoengineer the planet. Bet you anything it’s a…

Supreme Court Says “Nah, Kids Can’t Transition in Tennessee, LOL”
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Supreme Court Says “Nah, Kids Can’t Transition in Tennessee, LOL”

Big ElephantJune 18, 2025June 18, 2025

The Supreme Court, in a moment of sanity, upheld Tennessee’s ban on mutilating children in the name of “gender-affirming care.”…

Juneteenth 2025: The Definitive Guide to What’s Open (and More Importantly, What’s CLOSED, You Peasant)
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Juneteenth 2025: The Definitive Guide to What’s Open (and More Importantly, What’s CLOSED, You Peasant)

Big ElephantJune 18, 2025June 18, 2025

Oh, goodie, another day off for the libs to celebrate victimhood! CNN reports that Americans will be “celebrating” Juneteenth, the…

Ethan Embry’s Career Hits Rock Bottom: Stars in ‘Alma and the Wolf’
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Ethan Embry’s Career Hits Rock Bottom: Stars in ‘Alma and the Wolf’

Big ElephantJune 18, 2025June 18, 2025

Hollywood liberals are at it again, pushing their woke agenda with a “psychological thriller” set in the Pacific Northwest. You…

Judge Says Gov’t Can’t Stop the Rainbow Passport Party
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Judge Says Gov’t Can’t Stop the Rainbow Passport Party

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Another day, another victory for the woke mob! A Biden-appointed judge, probably sipping a soy latte while wearing a “Resist”…

Amazon to Fire Humans, Replaces Them With Roombas With ChatGPT
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Amazon to Fire Humans, Replaces Them With Roombas With ChatGPT

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Bezos’ buddies at Amazon are at it again, pushing their woke AI agenda to replace hardworking Americans! They claim it’s…

GOP Senator Accidentally Deletes Hilarious Tweets About Minnesota Shootings, Claims “Hacking”
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GOP Senator Accidentally Deletes Hilarious Tweets About Minnesota Shootings, Claims “Hacking”

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Oh, the delicate sensibilities of the Left! Apparently, Senator Mike Lee dared to point out the obvious: that Marxist ideology…

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