OMG, Lawmaker Has a Meltdown Over Being on Some Dude’s Totally-Not-Scary List
Another day, another unhinged leftist bites the dust! This Minnesota mess just proves what happens when you let the Democrats…
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Welcome to the 24/7 Grind: Where Your Boss Owns Your Soul (and Your Evenings)
Oh, the horror! According to CNN, those poor, oppressed workers are being forced to work long hours thanks to the…
JPMorgan Sapphire Card: Now 45% More Expensive to Impress People You Don’t Even Like
Oh, the horror! JPMorgan Chase, bending to the woke mob, is hiking the annual fee on its Sapphire Reserve card…
G7 Morons Agree on Shiny Rock Strategy, World Doomed
The “woke” G7 is panicking because China is cutting off their supply of shiny rocks! Looks like someone forgot to…
Trump’s Brainchildren Launch Phone Carrier: Prepare for 5G Conspiracy Theories
Finally, a phone company that isn’t run by woke communists! Trump Mobile is here to save us from the clutches…
Fact Check: Trump’s G7 Truthiness Extravaganza: Trudeau, Trade, Ukraine, and the Great Immigration Conspiracy
Fake News CNN is at it again, desperately trying to make our great President Trump look bad! They’re twisting his…
MyPillow Guy Pilloried: Jury Says He Did a No-No to Voting Machine Dude
Another day, another victory for the Deep State! A Colorado jury, probably filled with soy-latte-sipping liberals, has decided that MyPillow’s…
Peter Sohn to Direct Pixar’s ‘Incredibles 3’: Get Ready for Disappointment, Folks
OMG, get ready to have your minds BLOWN 🤯! “Incredibles 3” is CONFIRMED! But wait, there’s a twist! Brad Bird,…
CNN: Tehran Residents Report Imaginary Israeli Airstrikes as They Flee the City Like Cowards
More like a family whose terrorist training camp got a little redecorating, courtesy of our awesome allies in Israel! Woke…
Ed Sheeran’s “Thinking Out Loud” Copyright Case Gets Dumped by Supreme Court, Guess They Couldn’t Handle the Groove
Oh, the Supreme Court REFUSES to hear a case about Ed Sheeran ripping off Marvin Gaye? Quelle surprise! Probably because…