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Tag: Woke

MyPillow Guy Pilloried: Jury Says He Did a No-No to Voting Machine Dude
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MyPillow Guy Pilloried: Jury Says He Did a No-No to Voting Machine Dude

Big ElephantJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Another day, another victory for the Deep State! A Colorado jury, probably filled with soy-latte-sipping liberals, has decided that MyPillow’s…

Peter Sohn to Direct Pixar’s ‘Incredibles 3’: Get Ready for Disappointment, Folks
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Peter Sohn to Direct Pixar’s ‘Incredibles 3’: Get Ready for Disappointment, Folks

FinnJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

OMG, get ready to have your minds BLOWN 🤯! “Incredibles 3” is CONFIRMED! But wait, there’s a twist! Brad Bird,…

CNN: Tehran Residents Report Imaginary Israeli Airstrikes as They Flee the City Like Cowards
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CNN: Tehran Residents Report Imaginary Israeli Airstrikes as They Flee the City Like Cowards

Big ElephantJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

More like a family whose terrorist training camp got a little redecorating, courtesy of our awesome allies in Israel! Woke…

Ed Sheeran’s “Thinking Out Loud” Copyright Case Gets Dumped by Supreme Court, Guess They Couldn’t Handle the Groove
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Ed Sheeran’s “Thinking Out Loud” Copyright Case Gets Dumped by Supreme Court, Guess They Couldn’t Handle the Groove

Big ElephantJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Oh, the Supreme Court REFUSES to hear a case about Ed Sheeran ripping off Marvin Gaye? Quelle surprise! Probably because…

“America’s Sweethearts: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders” Returns to Bless Your Screen (Again)
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“America’s Sweethearts: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders” Returns to Bless Your Screen (Again)

Big ElephantJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Oh, great, more distractions for the easily led! CNN is pushing “Summer Game Fest Play Days” with “LEGO Party” and…

Randi Weingarten and Lee Saunders ditch sinking ship DNC in hilarious power struggle
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Randi Weingarten and Lee Saunders ditch sinking ship DNC in hilarious power struggle

Big ElephantJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Oh, the Democrat Party is eating itself alive! Two more radical leftists, Randi Weingarten and Lee Saunders, are jumping ship…

Leonard Lauder, Makeup Moneybags Passes Away at Old Age
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Leonard Lauder, Makeup Moneybags Passes Away at Old Age

Big ElephantJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Leonard Lauder, the son of cosmetics pioneers and a titan of the beauty industry, has passed away at 92. Did…

‘How to Train Your Dragon’ Remake: Because Originality Is SO Last Century | CNN Business
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‘How to Train Your Dragon’ Remake: Because Originality Is SO Last Century | CNN Business

Big ElephantJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Another live-action remake, “How to Train Your Dragon,” soared to $83.7 million! Can you believe these woke Hollywood elites are…

Mayor Karen Bass blames Trump for her city’s problems, cries about ‘devastating effect’ of immigration raids
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Mayor Karen Bass blames Trump for her city’s problems, cries about ‘devastating effect’ of immigration raids

Big ElephantJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Another day, another Democrat mayor crying crocodile tears! Karen Bass is whining about Trump’s immigration raids causing “disruption and fear”…

Start Your Week Dumber: Minnesota Oopsie, Tantruming Toddlers Say ‘No Kings,’ DC’s Tin Foil Parade, Rich People’s Club, Ball Bashing Bonanza
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Start Your Week Dumber: Minnesota Oopsie, Tantruming Toddlers Say ‘No Kings,’ DC’s Tin Foil Parade, Rich People’s Club, Ball Bashing Bonanza

Big ElephantJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Ah, Father’s Day, when dads across the nation are celebrated for their… well, for not being moms. Enjoy your participation…

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