Indonesia’s Volcano Throws Temper Tantrum, Ash Edition | CNN
Another volcano eruption? Probably caused by those climate change fanatics trying to Geoengineer the planet. Bet you anything it’s a…
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Supreme Court Says “Nah, Kids Can’t Transition in Tennessee, LOL”
The Supreme Court, in a moment of sanity, upheld Tennessee’s ban on mutilating children in the name of “gender-affirming care.”…
Juneteenth 2025: The Definitive Guide to What’s Open (and More Importantly, What’s CLOSED, You Peasant)
Oh, goodie, another day off for the libs to celebrate victimhood! CNN reports that Americans will be “celebrating” Juneteenth, the…
Ethan Embry’s Career Hits Rock Bottom: Stars in ‘Alma and the Wolf’
Hollywood liberals are at it again, pushing their woke agenda with a “psychological thriller” set in the Pacific Northwest. You…
Judge Says Gov’t Can’t Stop the Rainbow Passport Party
Another day, another victory for the woke mob! A Biden-appointed judge, probably sipping a soy latte while wearing a “Resist”…
Amazon to Fire Humans, Replaces Them With Roombas With ChatGPT
Bezos’ buddies at Amazon are at it again, pushing their woke AI agenda to replace hardworking Americans! They claim it’s…
GOP Senator Accidentally Deletes Hilarious Tweets About Minnesota Shootings, Claims “Hacking”
Oh, the delicate sensibilities of the Left! Apparently, Senator Mike Lee dared to point out the obvious: that Marxist ideology…
‘Bride Hard’ or ‘Bride So Hard She Forgot the Comedy Part’ | CNN
Another Hollywood Blockbuster? More like another opportunity for the woke mob to sneak their leftist garbage into our theaters! “Bride…
NYC Comptroller Brad Lander Mistakenly Detained by ICE in Bizarre Courtroom Mix-Up, Proving Even Politicians Aren’t Safe From Bureaucratic Blunders
Another day, another Democrat pulling a stunt! NYC Comptroller and Mayoral wannabe Brad Lander got himself arrested, trying to obstruct…
Broncos: Still Sucking in 2025
**OMG! Mile High Blues 2025 is BACK! 🤣 Prepare to groove (or not) June 20-22. Pre-party June 19, 2025, at…