The Internet Is Healing (Just Kidding, Spotify Is Still Crying)
Oh, the horror! The internet went down for a few hours. You know who’s behind this, right? Probably China or…
Tag: Woke
Jan 6th Memorial: Because Forgetting Traumatic Events Is For Losers
Another day, another example of the radical left’s intolerance! Rand Paul, a true patriot, disinvited from the White House picnic?…
House GOP Uses DOGE to Defund NPR and Annoy Foreigners
House Republicans, finally showing some backbone, have agreed to slash a measly $9.4 billion in federal spending, targeting the leftist…
CNN’s Guide to the Totally Innocent Victims of Trump’s Mildly Inconvenient Immigration Detainment Program
Looks like Senator Rand Paul got a taste of Biden’s America! Disinvited from the White House picnic? Probably because he…
Supreme Court Sides with Crybaby Families in Landmark “My Kid’s So Special” Case
Another day, another unanimous Supreme Court decision, probably orchestrated by the Deep State to lull us into a false sense…
Jordan Peterson’s Woke-Free Wisdom Tour 2024
**Live Nation Worldwide, Inc. wants you to know that by continuing past this page, you agree to their Terms of…
VR Headset Makes Kid Commit Yeet Mom
Oh, Milwaukee, Milwaukee. What’s next? A 10-year-old commie, probably raised on soy milk and socialist propaganda, shoots his mom because…
Waukesha Condo Owners Still Alive After Almost-Building Incident, Celebrate With Cake
Another day, another disaster, probably caused by some woke engineer who was too busy virtue signaling to check the structural…
High School Jocks Discover Veterans Aren’t Just NPCs in a War Movie
Oh, isn’t that precious? These young, probably God-fearing, football players are helping veterans. Finally, some good news that doesn’t involve…
From “I Do” to “I Mow”: She Swore to Uphold the Sacred Tree-Chopping Vows
Oh, the heartwarming tale of a Christmas tree farm in Wooster, Ohio! It’s just precious how Rita Dush is keeping…