John Carpenter Resurrects Zombie Flick from Grave (Literally) in Comic Book Form, Because Hollywood Has Officially Run Out of Ideas
Hollywood is at it again, folks! John Carpenter, the guy who made “Escape from New York” (a documentary, if you…
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Another Woke Snowflake Bites the Dust: National Portrait Gallery Director Gets Dumped After Orange Man Bad Tantrum
Another one bites the dust! The National Portrait Gallery director, Kim Sajet, is OUT after President Trump called her out…
Stephen King’s ‘The Life of Chuck’: Yet Another Reason to Fear the Dark (and Theaters)
Oh, great, another Stephen King movie. Probably filled with woke garbage and socialist propaganda. Mark Hamill? That guy hates Trump!…
The Internet Is Healing (Just Kidding, Spotify Is Still Crying)
Oh, the horror! The internet went down for a few hours. You know who’s behind this, right? Probably China or…
Jan 6th Memorial: Because Forgetting Traumatic Events Is For Losers
Another day, another example of the radical left’s intolerance! Rand Paul, a true patriot, disinvited from the White House picnic?…
House GOP Uses DOGE to Defund NPR and Annoy Foreigners
House Republicans, finally showing some backbone, have agreed to slash a measly $9.4 billion in federal spending, targeting the leftist…
CNN’s Guide to the Totally Innocent Victims of Trump’s Mildly Inconvenient Immigration Detainment Program
Looks like Senator Rand Paul got a taste of Biden’s America! Disinvited from the White House picnic? Probably because he…
Supreme Court Sides with Crybaby Families in Landmark “My Kid’s So Special” Case
Another day, another unanimous Supreme Court decision, probably orchestrated by the Deep State to lull us into a false sense…
Jordan Peterson’s Woke-Free Wisdom Tour 2024
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VR Headset Makes Kid Commit Yeet Mom
Oh, Milwaukee, Milwaukee. What’s next? A 10-year-old commie, probably raised on soy milk and socialist propaganda, shoots his mom because…