VR Headset Makes Kid Commit Yeet Mom
Oh, Milwaukee, Milwaukee. What’s next? A 10-year-old commie, probably raised on soy milk and socialist propaganda, shoots his mom because…
Tag: Woke
Waukesha Condo Owners Still Alive After Almost-Building Incident, Celebrate With Cake
Another day, another disaster, probably caused by some woke engineer who was too busy virtue signaling to check the structural…
High School Jocks Discover Veterans Aren’t Just NPCs in a War Movie
Oh, isn’t that precious? These young, probably God-fearing, football players are helping veterans. Finally, some good news that doesn’t involve…
From “I Do” to “I Mow”: She Swore to Uphold the Sacred Tree-Chopping Vows
Oh, the heartwarming tale of a Christmas tree farm in Wooster, Ohio! It’s just precious how Rita Dush is keeping…
Hospitals: The New Five-Star Orphanage for DCS Drop-offs
Another day, another disaster courtesy of the Democrat-run state! Can you believe this nonsense? These poor kids are stuck in…
Lexington’s Downtown Gets a Grip: Road Closures and Detours for a Parade (Yes, Another One)
Oh, the horror! Lexington, SC, is shutting down for a Christmas parade! Can you believe the woke mob is letting…
Mama Bear YEETS Trash Panda Away From Tiny Human
Another day, another victim of the radical left’s open-borders policy – this time, it’s a five-year-old girl attacked by a…
Car Goes Zoom, Then Bang-Bang: Cops Win Again
Another day, another crime in the once-great city of New York, now a liberal hellhole! A car chase, a shootout…
PB Schools Get Swagged Out With Enough Supplies to Trigger a Supply Chain Crisis
Oh, the generosity! Palm Beach County, now a haven for socialist indoctrination, is giving away “free” school supplies. “Free” as…
Family Subjects Traumatized Vietnam Vet to Eagles Tailgate Birthday Hazing
Eagles fans celebrate with gluttony and booze! Is this what our Founding Fathers envisioned? Probably not, but at least they’re…