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Tag: Woke

FOO FIGHTERS KICK OUT JOSH FREESE?! He’s TOTALLY FINE GUYS, Just Mildly Annoyed They Replaced Him With a Drum Machine
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FOO FIGHTERS KICK OUT JOSH FREESE?! He’s TOTALLY FINE GUYS, Just Mildly Annoyed They Replaced Him With a Drum Machine

Chord F. DiscordMay 16, 2025May 16, 2025

Drummer Josh Freese has been FIRED from the FOO FIGHTERS! 🀣 Did anyone actually notice he was even *in* the…

Ubisoft Toronto Accidentally Unlocks Its Doors, Celebrates 15 Years of… Something
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Ubisoft Toronto Accidentally Unlocks Its Doors, Celebrates 15 Years of… Something

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 12, 2025May 12, 2025

Ah, Ubisoft Toronto, bless their hearts. πŸ™„ They’re opening their doors for Doors Open Toronto to celebrate… wait for it……

Oh great, another director for the X-Men? πŸ™„ Prepare for more of the same, folks! 🍿🎬
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Oh great, another director for the X-Men? πŸ™„ Prepare for more of the same, folks! 🍿🎬

FinnMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

OMG! 😱 You guys will NOT believe this “news”! Apparently, Disney, in their infinite wisdom (or lack thereof πŸ€”), is…

Lorraine Lewis Claims Vixen Firing Was a Total Mystery, Like Where Socks Disappear in the Dryer πŸ§¦πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ˜‚
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Lorraine Lewis Claims Vixen Firing Was a Total Mystery, Like Where Socks Disappear in the Dryer πŸ§¦πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ˜‚

Chord F. DiscordApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

So, apparently, former VIXEN singer Lorraine Lewis (who? πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ) did an interview with Brutal Planet Media (never heard of ’em)…

Rise of Rebellion Flops: Samurai RPG without DEI Crashes on Steam! πŸ˜‚
Game Industry Shocked: Japanese Go Full Traditional, Ignore Woke Agenda! 🀯
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Rise of Rebellion Flops: Samurai RPG without DEI Crashes on Steam! πŸ˜‚

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

If you thought the Japanese game industry would just bend over for every Western trend, think again! On April 22,…

Oblivion Remaster: ‘Body Type’ vs ‘Gender’ – Who Won This Clown Show? πŸ€‘πŸŽ‰
Chinese Gamers Wreck NexusMods! Premium Subs Plummet! πŸ˜‘πŸ’Έ
Games News

Oblivion Remaster: ‘Body Type’ vs ‘Gender’ – Who Won This Clown Show? πŸ€‘πŸŽ‰

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 25, 2025April 25, 2025

Hey there, gamers and absurdity enthusiasts, Jackal.Today is here to dive into a wild story about the biggest modding platform…

Sony Unveils Days Gone Remaster: Now Deacon Is a Non-Binary Queer, and Freakers Demand Social Justice! πŸŒˆπŸ§Ÿβ€β™‚οΈ
No More Toxic Masculinity in Days Gone! Deacon Changes Pronouns β€” and Bikers Are Now Vegan πŸš΄β€β™‚οΈπŸ₯¦
Games News

Sony Unveils Days Gone Remaster: Now Deacon Is a Non-Binary Queer, and Freakers Demand Social Justice! πŸŒˆπŸ§Ÿβ€β™‚οΈ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 13, 2025February 13, 2025

Sony Announces Days Gone Remaster β€” A WOKE Transformation Where Social Justice Matters More Than Survival! πŸŒˆπŸ§Ÿβ€β™‚οΈ In a shocking…

πŸ•°οΈ New Β«Back to the FutureΒ» Game Promises to Rewrite the Past, Present, and Future – Literally ✊⚑
πŸ“–πŸŒ€ Rewrite History, Fix Oppression, and Cancel the Space-Time Continuum in This Wild Β«Back to the FutureΒ» Game πŸš€πŸš«
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πŸ•°οΈ New Β«Back to the FutureΒ» Game Promises to Rewrite the Past, Present, and Future – Literally ✊⚑

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 10, 2025February 10, 2025

πŸš—πŸ’¨ BLM to the Future: Reparations Quest – that’s the name of the unexpected new video game reportedly inspired by…

⚑ Woke Musketeers? Dumas’ Ghost Appears and Demands Vengeance! πŸ‘»πŸŽ­
🀑 All for One, None for the Audience: Feminist Musketeers Flop Hard! πŸ“‰πŸŽ¬
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⚑ Woke Musketeers? Dumas’ Ghost Appears and Demands Vengeance! πŸ‘»πŸŽ­

FinnFebruary 4, 2025February 4, 2025

Parisian cinema-goers were in for an unexpected historical event at the premiere of Houda Benyamina’s Β«All for OneΒ» (Toutes pour…

πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ Kingdom Come 2 Goes Woke? Daniel VΓ‘vra Blames Kamala Harris! 🀯
Crammed Full of Gays!’ Daniel VΓ‘vra’s Hilarious Take on KC:D2’s Diverse Cast πŸ˜‚
Games News

πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ Kingdom Come 2 Goes Woke? Daniel VΓ‘vra Blames Kamala Harris! 🀯

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 21, 2025January 21, 2025

The ever-controversial Daniel VΓ‘vra, co-founder of Warhorse Studios, has once again delivered a masterclass in trolling with his recent comments…

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