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Tag: WWE

WWE Finally Breaks Kayfabe: Wrestlers Start Dropping Actual Policy Points in the Ring!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

WWE Finally Breaks Kayfabe: Wrestlers Start Dropping Actual Policy Points in the Ring!

Big ElephantFebruary 14, 2026February 14, 2026

Liberal Woke Wrestling Fans Attack Trump’s ICE While President Takes on the Deep State Big Bad Brody King and Maxwell…

WWE 2K26: The Game That’ll Make You Question Your Life Choices and Possibly Your Wrestling Career Dreams
Breaking, Games News

WWE 2K26: The Game That’ll Make You Question Your Life Choices and Possibly Your Wrestling Career Dreams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 1, 2026February 1, 2026

CM Punk Is Finally Back In WWE 2K26 – But Only In Video Game Form Oh look, CM Punk is…

Trump’s MAGA Minions Salute His Venezuela Smackdown Like It’s a WWE Pay-Per-View
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s MAGA Minions Salute His Venezuela Smackdown Like It’s a WWE Pay-Per-View

Big ElephantJanuary 4, 2026January 4, 2026

Trump’s Venezuela Takedown Sends Leftists into Meltdown — Who Knew ‘America First’ Could Be So Fun? In a move that…

The 15 Movies Hollywood Thinks Will Distract You From the Impending Apocalypse
Breaking, Movie News

The 15 Movies Hollywood Thinks Will Distract You From the Impending Apocalypse

FinnDecember 29, 2025December 29, 2025

2026: The Year Hollywood Decided to Throw a $2 Billion Birthday Party for Itself (And Accidentally Invited Us) Ah yes,…

The Feds Are Investigating Campus Safety After a Mass Shooting Because Apparently That’s the Time to Figure Out Guns Are Bad
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

The Feds Are Investigating Campus Safety After a Mass Shooting Because Apparently That’s the Time to Figure Out Guns Are Bad

Big ElephantDecember 23, 2025December 23, 2025

Woke Ivy League Meltdown: Brown University’s Security is as Soft as Their Marxist Curriculum After Latest Campus Massacre In a…

Check out a sneak peek of the new Street Fighter movie and witness martial arts chaos that’s almost as real as the plot
Breaking, Movie News

Check out a sneak peek of the new Street Fighter movie and witness martial arts chaos that’s almost as real as the plot

FinnDecember 12, 2025December 12, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: The Street Fighter Movie Just Dropped a Trailer and the Internet Has Already Lost 1000 Lives 🚨 🎮💥…

Midget Mayhem at the Tackle Box
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Midget Mayhem at the Tackle Box

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

OMG! 🤯 MicroMania Tour is coming to Chico! 🤼‍♂️ Prepare for explosive, athletic “wrestling” with a side of comedy. BIG…

KISS’ Manager Promises Documentary Will Show a Side of KISS No One Asked to See
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KISS’ Manager Promises Documentary Will Show a Side of KISS No One Asked to See

Chord F. DiscordNovember 16, 2025November 16, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups 💋, because during a riveting (read: snooze-fest😴) November 15 panel discussion at the “KISS Kruise: Landlocked…

Ice Nine Kills Drools Over ’89 Batman, Churns Out Another Generic Track for Clueless Fanboys
Breaking, Music News

Ice Nine Kills Drools Over ’89 Batman, Churns Out Another Generic Track for Clueless Fanboys

Chord F. DiscordOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

ICE NINE KILLS, those maestros of musical mayhem, 🤡 invite you to “dance with the devil in the pale moonlight”…

Architects FINALLY Snag a No 1 Hit After Only, Like, a Billion Years
Breaking, Music News

Architects FINALLY Snag a No 1 Hit After Only, Like, a Billion Years

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

ARCHITECTS, those oh-so-humble lads from across the pond, have finally stumbled their way to a U.S. Active Rock Radio No.…

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