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Mike Collins Makes Hilarious Jokes About Assassinating Pelosi
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Mike Collins Makes Hilarious Jokes About Assassinating Pelosi

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest debate in the Georgia Senate race, and folks, it’s getting interesting.…

Trump Advisers Generously Give Back Their Pay For Selling Out America
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Trump Advisers Generously Give Back Their Pay For Selling Out America

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – two of Trump’s top political advisers, James Blair and Chris…

RFK Jr’s Guy Bails on Trump Admin Over Lunch Disagreements
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RFK Jr’s Guy Bails on Trump Admin Over Lunch Disagreements

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Calley Means, a big cheese in the “Make America Healthy Again” movement, who…

Saudi Arabia Just Got a Little Less Fun for Diplomats Apparently
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Saudi Arabia Just Got a Little Less Fun for Diplomats Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Middle East, and let me tell you,…

PAC-MAN Devours Snow Removal Duties in Latest Cash Grab Partnership
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PAC-MAN Devours Snow Removal Duties in Latest Cash Grab Partnership

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Winter is coming, and so are the gimmicks. Yarbo, a robotics company, has teamed up with the one and only…

Hollywood Scrapes Bottom with More Obscure Comic Book Movies
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Hollywood Scrapes Bottom with More Obscure Comic Book Movies

FinnOctober 20, 2026October 21, 2026

Before Clayface got his own 2026 movie from DC Studios, he had headlined exactly zero (0) monthly comic series. Sure,…

Razer peddles overpriced nostalgia with Xbox 25th anniversary cash grab
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Razer peddles overpriced nostalgia with Xbox 25th anniversary cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

This is what happens when corporate nostalgia meets gamer wallets: the XBOX 25 Anniversary Collection, a partnership between Razer and…

French thieves upgrade to online sellers on Vinted apparently
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French thieves upgrade to online sellers on Vinted apparently

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the chaos in France, where riots have been causing quite a stir.…

Mortal Shell II spawns Halloween content in shameless seasonal cash grab
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Mortal Shell II spawns Halloween content in shameless seasonal cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

The holiday season is upon us, and you know what that means – a plethora of updates and events designed…

Corsair Teams Up with Aimlabs to Milk Gaming Peripherals Market with SABRE V3 PRO
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Corsair Teams Up with Aimlabs to Milk Gaming Peripherals Market with SABRE V3 PRO

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

In a move that’s sure to get the competitive gaming crowd all aflutter, Corsair has announced the SABRE v3 PRO…

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