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Trump Proposes Rebranding New Mexico As New America Because Why Not
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Trump Proposes Rebranding New Mexico As New America Because Why Not

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, suggesting that New Mexico…

Hickman spills Marvel’s latest cash grabs at Lucca Comics
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Hickman spills Marvel’s latest cash grabs at Lucca Comics

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh, joy, another comic book convention is just around the corner, and with it, the inevitable barrage of marketing buzzwords…

Dawnwalker Gets Tougher and Fluffier with New Update
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Dawnwalker Gets Tougher and Fluffier with New Update

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

Oh joy, another update to a game that’s still trying to find its footing, because what’s a live-service game without…

Just Another Day in America’s Favorite Pastime
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Just Another Day in America’s Favorite Pastime

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest school shooting in Bend, Oregon, where three children and one adult…

Guns Of Eschaton rides into town sooner than expected
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Guns Of Eschaton rides into town sooner than expected

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Get ready to saddle up and ride into the sunset, because the next big thing in indie gaming, Guns of…

Rockstar Hypes Grand Theft Auto VI With Flashy Trailer Ahead Of Awards Season
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Rockstar Hypes Grand Theft Auto VI With Flashy Trailer Ahead Of Awards Season

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Oh joy, another launch trailer to add to the ever-growing pile of hype-building, soulless marketing material. But hey, when it’s…

More Evidence The MCU Will Never Actually End
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More Evidence The MCU Will Never Actually End

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 18, 2026

The Marvel Cinematic Universe is still slowly leaking its way into the world of mutants, one drip at a time.…

Razer peddles Pokémon themed headsets to nostalgic gamers with deep pockets
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Razer peddles Pokémon themed headsets to nostalgic gamers with deep pockets

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Pokémon fans, rejoice! Razer has just released three new headsets inspired by the beloved franchise, because what’s a 30th anniversary…

Trump Fakes Denzel Washington Praise Because Ego Needs Constant Feeding
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Trump Fakes Denzel Washington Praise Because Ego Needs Constant Feeding

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump sharing another fake quote on social media, and I…

MAGA’s Latest Bright Idea Implodes Spectacularly Again
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MAGA’s Latest Bright Idea Implodes Spectacularly Again

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the MAGA movement has a bad case of…

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