‘Anaconda’ Review: A Horror of a Comedy That Slithered Into Your Brain
🚨 BREAKING: Hollywood Officially Out of Ideas, Now Just Remaking Movies About Remaking Movies 🚨 In a stunning development that…
Tag: X
Ben Sasse Announces Pancreatic Cancer Diagnosis, Confirms He’s Basically Already a Ghost
Ben Sasse, the Trump-critic-turned-University-of-Florida-flunky-turned-cancer-patient, has finally found a worthy opponent: his own pancreas. In a stunning turn of events, the…
Com2uS Drops Gachiakuta: The Game Because We Needed Another Anime-To-Game Cash Grab
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Com2uS Announces *Gachiakuta: The Game* – Because We All Needed Another Anime-to-Game Adaptation That No One Asked…
Stardew Valley 1.7 Update: The Long-Awaited Revolution That Might Actually Happen This Time
🚨 BREAKING: Stardew Valley Update 1.7 Is Happening ‘Very Soon’™ — Creator Eric Barone Emerges From Pixelated Cave to Tease…
Brunch, Beats, and Bad Decisions: R&B Rooftop Day Party Turns Sunday Service Into Sinful Vibes
🚨 ATTENTION, PART-TIME ADULTS AND FULL-TIME PARTAYERS! 🚨 The R&B Rooftop Brunch Day Party is BACK every Sunday, because apparently,…
The Holiday Edit: A Houston Market’s Desperate Attempt to Sell You Stuff You Don’t Need
🚨 ATTENTION HOUSTON SHOPPING ZOMBIES: The Holiday Edit Market is Back to Save You from Another Soul-Crushing Mall Trip! 🚨…
Ark: Survival Ascended’s Lost Colony Expansion Drops Nukes in the Dino Park, Grab Your Lizard BFF and Go
Survivalists, rejoice! Studio Wildcard has once again decided to bless us with a new expansion for Ark: Survival Ascended, the…
Radiologic Tech Spring 2026: Come for the X-rays, Stay for the Bureaucratic Nightmares
🚨 ATTENTION! 🚨 The College of Health Professions is hosting a *very* important workshop for those who have somehow managed…
The 10 Most Underrated Movies of 2025 (Because Apparently No One Has Taste)
Based on the complete and utter financial train wreck that was this year’s box office, there are only two possible…
ATLANTA HOUSE PARTY #1 FRIDAY NIGHT ROOFTOP PARTY FREE UNTIL 1130PM
🔥 CIRCA FRIDAYS PRESENTS: Where ATL’s Soul Goes to Nap on a Heated Rooftop 🔥 Every Friday, Café Circa morphs…