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2026 BAFTA Game Awards Nominees: The Ones Who Stayed Awake Long Enough to Be Considered
BAFTA 2026 Game Awards Nominations: The Gaming World Holds Its Breath (Or Maybe Just Its Stomach)
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2026 BAFTA Game Awards Nominees: The Ones Who Stayed Awake Long Enough to Be Considered

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 12, 2026March 12, 2026

The 22nd BAFTA Game Awards 2026 is rapidly approaching, and we now have access to the full list of nominations.…

FBI Recruits Superheroes to Find Missing Retired Air Force General Who’s Been AWOL for Two Weeks Now
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FBI Recruits Superheroes to Find Missing Retired Air Force General Who’s Been AWOL for Two Weeks Now

Big ElephantMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

Former Air Force UFO Guru Mysteriously Vanishes – Is the Deep State Covering Something Up? In what can only be…

This Upcoming Trilogy Is the Only Hope for ‘Star Wars’— Or Else We’re All Doomed to a Galaxy of Mediocrity!
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This Upcoming Trilogy Is the Only Hope for ‘Star Wars’— Or Else We’re All Doomed to a Galaxy of Mediocrity!

FinnMarch 9, 2026March 9, 2026

Oh look, another “new hope” for Star Wars! Because clearly, the franchise just needed more TV shows about bounty hunters…

Indie Watch: Must-See Indie Games — January & February 2026 (Or How to Pretend You’re a Cool Gamer Who Knows What ‘Procedurally Generated’ Means)
Indie Watch: Must-See Indie Games — January & February 2026
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Indie Watch: Must-See Indie Games — January & February 2026 (Or How to Pretend You’re a Cool Gamer Who Knows What ‘Procedurally Generated’ Means)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 8, 2026March 8, 2026

In December, we crowned our Most Overlooked Indie Games of 2025, and now we are back at it with Indie…

Kena: Bridge Of Spirits Finally Leaves Your PS5 Behind For The Glorious Nintendo Switch 2
Oh Look, It’s 2021 Again!
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Kena: Bridge Of Spirits Finally Leaves Your PS5 Behind For The Glorious Nintendo Switch 2

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 5, 2026March 5, 2026

Ember Lab, the studio that apparently doesn’t believe in time, has decided to gift the world with yet another platform…

3 Women Found Dead in Utah Sparks Manhunt, Chaos, and Everyone Freaking Out Like It’s the End of Days
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3 Women Found Dead in Utah Sparks Manhunt, Chaos, and Everyone Freaking Out Like It’s the End of Days

Big ElephantMarch 5, 2026March 5, 2026

Yet Another “Hiker Found Dead” Story, But Wait, There’s More! Well, well, well, look who decided to go hiking in…

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“Rum Punch Brunch: Eat. Sip. Chill. Repeat Until You Forget Your Own Name”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 5, 2026

**🎉 Season X Begins — 10 Years of Culture. One Sunday at a Time.** Rum Punch Brunch returns **March 15th…

Jim Carrey’s Cesar Awards Debacle: The Real Story or Just Another Carrey Catastrophe?
Oh no, not again! Hollyweird is back at it with the ol' "Is that really Jim Carrey or just some Hollywood voodoo?" saga! 😱
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Jim Carrey’s Cesar Awards Debacle: The Real Story or Just Another Carrey Catastrophe?

FinnMarch 2, 2026March 2, 2026

So, apparently, people lost their collective minds when Jim Carrey showed up at the César Awards looking, well, slightly less…

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“OMG YALL READY FOR SOME TOTALLY RADICAL FANTASY FRIDAYS?! 🧙‍♂️✨”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

#1 FRIDAY NIGHT IN ATLANTA OMG, it’s #1 FRIDAY NIGHT IN ATLANTA, y’all! 🎉 Prepare for the most epic, life-changing…

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FRIDAY FANTASIES: WHERE DREAMS AND DELUSIONS COLLIDE!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

#1 FRIDAY NIGHT IN ATLANTA Join us every week at FANTASY FRIDAYS for an unforgettable night of music, dancing, and…

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