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CAPCOM milks Dragon Quest again with Monsters: The Withered World
Breaking, Games News

CAPCOM milks Dragon Quest again with Monsters: The Withered World

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 23, 2026July 24, 2026

Fans of the Dragon Quest Monsters series, rejoice! CAPCOM has finally decided to bless us with a plethora of details…

Gaming Industry Desperation Peaks At Massive gamescom 2026 Event
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Gaming Industry Desperation Peaks At Massive gamescom 2026 Event

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Gamescom 2026 is already breaking records, because of course it is – the hype train has left the station and…

Bethesda Unveils Bloated Roadmap Featuring Fallout 5 and a Side of Corporate Hubris
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Bethesda Unveils Bloated Roadmap Featuring Fallout 5 and a Side of Corporate Hubris

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

Just when you thought the gaming world couldn’t get any more absurd, Bethesda Game Studios drops a bombshell update on…

Hellraiser reboot stuns with brutal honesty and less monetization than expected
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Hellraiser reboot stuns with brutal honesty and less monetization than expected

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

The notoriously troubled history of Hellraiser video games has been a long, painful slog, with cancelled projects and busted promises…

Warsh Assembles Dream Team of Money Nerds
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Warsh Assembles Dream Team of Money Nerds

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Federal Reserve Chairman Kevin Warsh just unveiled the members of…

Id Software had genius ideas before corporate geniuses laid them off obviously
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Id Software had genius ideas before corporate geniuses laid them off obviously

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, id Software was working on some new projects before the latest…

Mortal Shell 2 Because One Wasnt Enough Apparently
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Mortal Shell 2 Because One Wasnt Enough Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Cold Symmetry is back with a new trailer for Mortal Shell…

Another Dawnwalker Rehash Because Originality is Overrated
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Another Dawnwalker Rehash Because Originality is Overrated

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

The Blood of Dawnwalker is finally within our grasp, and I’m thrilled to report that it’s everything I hoped it…

Microsoft Liberates 4800 Employees From Their Paychecks Immediately
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Microsoft Liberates 4800 Employees From Their Paychecks Immediately

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

Oh boy, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Microsoft is laying off about 4,800 employees, which is…

XBOX Cuts 1600 Jobs Because Sequels Weren’t Milking Enough Money Clearly
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XBOX Cuts 1600 Jobs Because Sequels Weren’t Milking Enough Money Clearly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Microsoft is laying off 4,800 employees, with 1,600 of those coming…

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