CONTROL gets even weirder because why not more weirdness
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Remedy is back with CONTROL Resonant, the latest installment in the…
Tag: Xbox
Steam Machine Users Delighted by New Red glow of Impending Doom
Oh joy, another hardware launch, another chance for our favorite companies to disappoint us with subpar quality control. The Steam…
Gaming Setups Now Secretly Judging Your Life Choices Too
Oh joy, another opportunity for the gaming industry to collect our precious personal data, because what’s a little privacy when…
XBOX Axes Employees, Remains Super Committed to Your Wallet
Oh joy, the gaming industry is at it again, and by “at it again,” I mean they’re still trying to…
IO Interactive’s Latest Masterpiece Downsized Thanks to Xbox Chaos
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, IO Interactive has been working on a new RPG IP called…
PS6 To Cost An Arm And A Leg Apparently
Oh joy, another opportunity for Sony to empty our wallets with the upcoming PlayStation 6, which might just cost a…
Onimusha reboot because originality is dead apparently
I’ll admit, I went into the Onimusha: Way of the Sword demo with a healthy dose of skepticism, because apparently…
SGF 2026: Valor Mortis Because We Needed Another Dark Souls Ripoff Apparently
Oh boy, another Soulslike game, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. I mean, who needs innovation when…
Because GTA Needed More Facebook and NPCs with Feels
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Grand Theft Auto? Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough…
Todd Howard Just Watched Blade and Suddenly Bethesda’s Next Vampire Game is Going to be Totally Not a Disaster and Definitely Not a Rehashed Mess with Glorious Glitches and a 500 GB Day One Patch
It’s been a whole three years since Marvel’s Blade was announced, and we’ve finally got an update that’s almost as…