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Eno resurrects Opal Records because one farewell tour wasn’t enough
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Eno resurrects Opal Records because one farewell tour wasn’t enough

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Because apparently, retirement is just a myth in the music industry, and another legendary label is back from the dead.…

Messa in Charlotte, NC (09/08/2026)
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Messa in Charlotte, NC (09/08/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 9, 2026

Gothic Metal/Rock from Italy Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Uncle Acid & the Deadbeats in Charlotte, NC (09/08/2026)
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Uncle Acid & the Deadbeats in Charlotte, NC (09/08/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 9, 2026

English psychedelic rock and doom metal from Cambridge, England Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Dave Evans Still Exists Apparently And Released Something Called Loup Garou
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Dave Evans Still Exists Apparently And Released Something Called Loup Garou

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Oh boy, get ready for some exciting news that you’ve all been waiting for… or not. Dave Evans, the original…

Remembering Andy Williams aka The Butcher (Every Time I Die)
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Remembering Andy Williams aka The Butcher (Every Time I Die)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2026

Andy Williams, who played guitar for Every Time I Die while also working as a professional wrestler, passed away yesterday…

Neurosis in Asheville, NC (09/05/2026)
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Neurosis in Asheville, NC (09/05/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2026

Post-metal band from Oakland, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Acid Bath in Asheville, NC (09/05/2026)
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Acid Bath in Asheville, NC (09/05/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2026

Sludge metal band from Houma, Louisiana, Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Melvins in Asheville, NC (09/05/2026)
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Melvins in Asheville, NC (09/05/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2026

Alternative metal from Montesano, Washington Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Kylesa in Asheville, NC (09/05/2026)
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Kylesa in Asheville, NC (09/05/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2026

Sludge metal from Savannah, Georgia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Nintendo doubles down on info dumps with two Directs in one glorious week
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Nintendo doubles down on info dumps with two Directs in one glorious week

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

Nintendo is finally blessing us with not one, but two Nintendo Directs, because who doesn’t love a good helping of…

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