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MOONSPELL finally ran out of vampire novelty checks and had to actually try on their next album far from god after Fernando Ribeiro almost lost his goth card for not being edgy enough
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MOONSPELL finally ran out of vampire novelty checks and had to actually try on their next album far from god after Fernando Ribeiro almost lost his goth card for not being edgy enough

Chord F. DiscordJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, the vocalist of MOONSPELL, Fernando Ribeiro, has come out and said that he didn’t…

The Drummer Said He’s Clean Now…
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The Drummer Said He’s Clean Now…

Chuck B. BallsyJune 15, 2026

The blast beats say otherwise Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

Frostpunk 2 Because One Apocalypse Wasn’t Enough Now We Get to Freeze and Starve Some More with Even More DLC to Separate You from Your Money
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Frostpunk 2 Because One Apocalypse Wasn’t Enough Now We Get to Freeze and Starve Some More with Even More DLC to Separate You from Your Money

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

The wait is over, and the drama is about to unfold for all you Frostpunk 2 fans out there! πŸš¨πŸ‘€…

Fox’s Totally Not Desperate $22 Billion Roku Deal That You Definitely Care About and Will Clearly Not Ignore as You Continue to Binge Watch Your Favorite Shows on Your Already Addicted Screen
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Fox’s Totally Not Desperate $22 Billion Roku Deal That You Definitely Care About and Will Clearly Not Ignore as You Continue to Binge Watch Your Favorite Shows on Your Already Addicted Screen

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat πŸΏπŸ‘€! Fox Corp. just announced that it’s buying out Roku for…

Why Entertainment Reviews Need More Than Scores Because Let’s Be Real Who Actually Trusts a Random Number Assigned by Some Dude on the Internet Anyway
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Why Entertainment Reviews Need More Than Scores Because Let’s Be Real Who Actually Trusts a Random Number Assigned by Some Dude on the Internet Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for a wild ride of subjective opinions and biased reviews? 🎒 Because, let’s be real,…

The Fastest Metal Poser Test Ever 🀘
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The Fastest Metal Poser Test Ever 🀘

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2026

The "Name 3 Songs" test claims another victim Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Bi-2 (Β«Π‘ΠΈ-2Β») in Warsaw, Poland (06/13/2026)
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Bi-2 (Β«Π‘ΠΈ-2Β») in Warsaw, Poland (06/13/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2026

Belarusian pop-rock band Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,” is…

1990s security after hearing “Are you ready?”
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1990s security after hearing “Are you ready?”

Chuck B. BallsyJune 13, 2026

When you know exactly what's about to happen Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

The Face Says 25. The Knees Say Otherwise
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The Face Says 25. The Knees Say Otherwise

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2026

This scene from The Irishman perfectly captures the energy of certain rock bands still performing songs from their youth Chuck…

Scrlett in Charlotte, NC (06/11/2026)
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Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2026

Heavy shoegaze/alternative/indie-rock from Sumter, SC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

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