Colorblind Man Has No Idea Who Is Winning
TULSA, OK — According to sources, local colorblind man Jim Cone has no idea who is winning the presidential race…
Month: October 2024
🤘 Total Metal Meltdown: As I Lay Dying Guitarist Ditches Band After Tim’s Latest Shenanigans!
As I Lay Dying guitarist Phil Sgrosso has finally hit his limit and made his exit from the beleaguered metal…
New Polls Show That Trump Will Definitely Win Unless Harris Wins
U.S. — A new poll from NBC News shows definitively that Trump will win the 2024 presidential election unless Harris…
Democrats Remind Everyone A Winner May Not Be Declared Until 110% Of The Vote Is Counted
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As Americans continue to wait in line to cast their votes today, several prominent Democrats have stepped…
Kamala Harris Confused By Process Where She Needs To Get Votes To Be Selected
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Vice President Kamala Harris was heard questioning the voting process early Tuesday, reportedly confused as to why…
🎬 Hollywood’s New Villain? Ex-Disney Boss Blames DEI for Cringe-Worthy Content 🥴
Ah, Hollywood — the land where dreams go to get diluted into corporate mush. In a recent interview with the…
9 More Scary Facts About Guns
Brought to you by: Strikeman You should be well aware by now that guns are the most dangerous things in…
🤔 «8s, 9s, and 10s… All Paid for by EA?» Fans Roast Rinse-and-Repeat Reviews
Is EA the puppeteer pulling the strings of gaming reviews? Gamers think so! With Dragon Age: The Veilguard scoring suspiciously…
Are you garbage? Know the signs
If you’re a regular American who heard President Joe Biden refer to a huge swathe of the population as “garbage”…
💊 Jelly Roll’s New Album «Hobo Nordisk» Brings the Ozempic Diet to Country Music! 🎶
In a move that’s shaking up more than his Spotify playlist, country star Jelly Roll—yes, the man who made «cheeseburgers…