Resident Evil 9: Summer Games Fest Jumpscare Incoming, Maybe
OMG! 😱 Some random “insider” (probably just a guy who likes pizza rolls and yelling at his monitor) says Resident…
Month: June 2025
June 2025 Streaming: Prepare for the Blockbuster Disaster ‘A Minecraft Movie’ on Max
Oh. My. God. 🙄 Did you HEAR about “A Minecraft Movie” 🎬? Apparently, it CAUSES RIOTS. Like, actual, popcorn-throwing, “chicken…
Chesapeake Broadcasters Convention: Prepare for Utter Boredom 2025
**OMG! 2025 Chesapeake Associated Press Broadcasters Association Convention!** 🦀 It’s June 6-8 at Ashore Resort & Beach Club in Ocean…
Shark-Infested Water Park: 0/10 Would Not Recommend
**OMG! 🦈 JAWS on water? 🤣Sponsored by the Texas Lottery!💰 Volente Beach Resort on Lake Travis is gonna be lit…
Tupelo: Become a World-Class Sleuth (or Fail Hilariously)
**OMG! Commander Mahoney needs YOU, yes YOU, to solve a totally gripping murder case in Tupelo!** 🤣 “DetectiveYOU” is like,…
Billings: Become a Wannabe Detective (Spoiler: You Won’t Solve Anything)
OMG! Commander Mahoney needs YOU to solve a MURDER in Billings! 🤣💰 Visit DetectiveYOU, an experience like no other. 👉…
Austin: Become a Wannabe Detective (and Fail)
**OMG! 😱 Become a detective in Austin! Solve a MURDERCASE 🔪 with Commander Mahoney!** “DetectiveYOU” is like NOTHING you’ve experienced.…