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Day: February 2, 2026

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AFTON HOURS: Afton’s 35th Birthday — She’s Officially Over the Hill!

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 2, 2026

🎉 AFTON HOURS: The Party Where You Meet Afton After You Already Arrived! 🎉 Celebrate Afton’s 35th Birthday with DJs…

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“Spoken Word Warriors of Atlanta: Where Poets Battle Rhymes and Free Drinks”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 2, 2026

Poetry In The City, Hosted By Grammy Nominated Poet – Theresa tha SONGBIRD! Gather ’round, word nerds! 🎤✨ On Sunday…

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