If passed into law, the Safeguard American Voter Eligibility Act will create new barriers to voting in federal elections by requiring documentation of citizenship to register and imposing strict photo-identification rules at polling places. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the SAVE America Act.
Q: What is the goal of the bill?
A: To ensure the pristine integrity of American elections by making sure they never happen again.
Q: What form of ID can be used to confirm citizenship?
A: NRA membership cards.
Q: Is the Senate expected to pass the SAVE America Act?
A: Depends on which senators die between now and the vote.
Q: Where’s my birth certificate?
A: Did you check the bottom drawer of the living room cabinet? There should be a purple folder underneath all those old receipts.
Q: Why did Trump endorse it?
A: To stop the many thousands of immigrants who aren’t here anymore from voting.
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If passed into law, the Safeguard American Voter Eligibility Act will create new barriers to voting in federal elections by requiring documentation of citizenship to register and imposing strict photo-identification rules at polling places. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the SAVE America Act. Q: What is the goal of the bill?
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