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Day: February 24, 2026

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“Data Manager M: The Webinar That Will Monitor You Better Than Your Ex”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 24, 2026

Preparati a diventare il guru del Data Manager M! SMA Italia ti offre un webinar gratuito che ti farà sentire…

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“Visual Thinking Strategies: Come Insegnare a Pensare Criticamente con le Opere d’Arte (Perché Non Ci Siamo Arrivati da Soli)”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 24, 2026

Partecipa al webinar per imparare a guardare quadri come si fa col vino: annusando, rigirando e sparando cavolate con classe.…

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Ketanji Brown Jackson: The Supreme Court’s New “Lovely One” or Just Another Justice?

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 24, 2026

Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson is coming to Mt. Ennon Baptist Church to talk about her “lovely” life and “perseverance” —…

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We Love Kandy 2026 Los Angeles: Because Who Needs Dental Insurance Anyway?

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 24, 2026

WE LOVE KANDY TOUR 2026: WHERE YOUR DIABETES DREAMS COME TRUE! Attention sugar addicts and bass-heads! The WE LOVE KANDY…

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“OPIUM NIGHTCLUB SATURDAY: Boston Richey Brings the Vibes, Free Entry if You’re Smart Enough to RSVP”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 24, 2026

🎉 THE SEXIEST CLUB IN MIDTOWN EVERY SATURDAY 🎉 Ah, yes, the *peak* of sophistication—Trap and R&B in Midtown! 🎶…

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“Finally, the Secret Sauce to Becoming a TEDx Speaker—Spoiler: It’s Not Just Talking About Your Cat”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 24, 2026

Attention Aspiring TED Talkers! 🚀 Ever dreamed of becoming a TEDx speaker but can’t figure out how to turn your…

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“Mastering the MCCQE 1: Because Failing Isn’t an Option (But It Might Be Your Fate)”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 24, 2026

QE1: The Everest of Medical Exams 🏔️ Feeling overwhelmed by the MCCQE1? You’re not wrong—it’s a monster! 🐉 But fear…

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“Jungle Jim’s Cheese Festival 2026: Because Life’s Too Short for Bland Cheese”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 24, 2026

** Cheese Fest is SOLD OUT! ** Join us inside The Oscar Event Center at Jungle Jim’s Fairfield on March…

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