Brad Reese, the grandson of the man who invented the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup, is publicly criticizing The Hershey Company, accusing the candy giant of replacing traditional ingredients like milk chocolate and peanut butter with low-cost substitutes. What do you think?
“I’m not eating them for the taste. I’m eating them because I’m depressed.”
Rochelle Caraballo, Bakery President
“That’s just because H.B. Reese never had the pleasure of tasting hydrogenated palm oil.”
Landon Hendry, Pulley Manufacturer
“I’ve never eaten one slowly enough to notice.”
Jason Watkins, Systems Analyst
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Brad Reese, the grandson of the man who invented the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup, is publicly criticizing The Hershey Company, accusing the candy giant of replacing traditional ingredients like milk chocolate and peanut butter with low-cost substitutes. What do you think?
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