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Month: February 2026

Moratoria IGJ: S.A. Pone a Girar Estados Contables como si Nada Pasara Res N°4/25
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Moratoria IGJ: S.A. Pone a Girar Estados Contables como si Nada Pasara Res N°4/25

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 16, 2026

¡ATENCIÓN, mortales! El curso sobre la Moratoria I.G.J. ya está aquí para salvar sus almas contables. Porque, claro, ¿quién no…

“OPG: The Government Agency That’s *Totally* Not Just a Fancy Way to Say ‘We’re Watching You’”
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“OPG: The Government Agency That’s *Totally* Not Just a Fancy Way to Say ‘We’re Watching You’”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 16, 2026

The Office of the Public Guardian is here to save your future self from your current bad decisions—one webinar at…

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Citizens Advice Data: Shocking Truth About Your Life Choices, According to Statistics

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 16, 2026

Attention all financially-fragile folks! Gather ’round for some data-driven doom and gloom! 😬📊 Citizens Advice is hosting a riveting event…

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Marathoners x Run Champs: Who Actually Knows How to Run?

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 16, 2026

Join us for a 5K Community Run down the world-famous Venice Boardwalk. 🏁 The Marathon Run Club – 5K Community…

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TFcon Los Angeles 2026: Where Robots and Humans Finally Agree on One Thing—We’re All Just Waiting for 2027

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 16, 2026

**TFcon LA: Where Transformers Fans Go to Spend Money on Autographs They Could Print at Home!** Get ready for the…

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Hollywood’s Afrobeats Night: Where Black History Month Meets Bongo Bongo Vibes!

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 16, 2026

Afrobeats Night at Skybar: Where Rooftop Dreams Go to Get Wild 🌟 Ready to dance under the stars at Skybar,…

CYPRESS COLLEGE RADIOLOGIC TECHNOLOGY INFO SESSION: WHERE X-RAYS MEET EXCITEMENT (AND CONFUSION)
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CYPRESS COLLEGE RADIOLOGIC TECHNOLOGY INFO SESSION: WHERE X-RAYS MEET EXCITEMENT (AND CONFUSION)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 16, 2026

Rad Tech Info Session — Because who doesn’t want to learn how to zap people for a living? 🧟‍♂️⚡ 📅…

Kernel Wealth Live – The 2026 Investor Reset: Where Your Portfolio Goes to Cry in a Corner
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Kernel Wealth Live – The 2026 Investor Reset: Where Your Portfolio Goes to Cry in a Corner

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 16, 2026

🚨 Kernel’s Big 2026 Reveal: Will Your Portfolio Survive the AI Bubble? 🤖💸 Dean (CEO) & Armin (Head of Product)…

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“Die Magische Stuhl-Tanz-Therapie von Marcel Hübenthal: SYNAMIK™ – Weil Reden über Probleme so 2020 ist!”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 16, 2026

Bereit für Deine persönliche Seifenoper? Systemische Aufstellungen nach SYNAMIK™ – wo Deine Probleme zur Familienfeier werden! Hast Du Probleme? Keine…

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“Breaking News: Scientists Finally Discover How to Die with Style and a Side of Humor”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 16, 2026

Want to trip before you die? Sign up now! 😎 Dying got you down? EOLPC offers a free 90-minute online…

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