D Is For Distance – Behold the Groundbreaking Epilepsy Doc That’ll Make Your Brain Explode (But Like, Not Literally… Probably)
BFI Distribution has graced us with the brand-new UK trailer and poster for the award-winning D is for Distance. The…
Month: February 2026
Nick Barker: The Thunderous Tales of a Blast Beat Legend, Now in Book Form (No Need to Double-Kick Your Way Through It)
Well, well, well… look who’s finally decided to spill the beans—Nick Barker, the legendary blast-beat machine himself, is writing an…
If she compliments you, she’s an FBI agent
I am the one to do the flirting not the other way round 😹 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately…
ANGELA GOSSOW DECLARES “NOT ME!” TO ARCH ENEMY REUNION RUMORS, LEAVING FANS AS CONFUSED AS A VEGAN AT A BBQ
Well, well, well—looks like someone’s been playing with fire! 🔥 Angela Gossow, the queen of growls and spreadsheet mastery, has…
Tyler Reddick Wins Daytona 500 While Michael Jordan’s Car Does the Heavy Lifting
Wow, another day, another victory for NASCAR and its totally-not-woke, grassroots, America-first vibes. Tyler Reddick, the 30-year-old driver who somehow…
Hostage negotiator weighs in on the ongoing hunt for Nancy Guthrie
Where in the World is Nancy Guthrie? Probably Plotting with Deep State Operatives! CNN, that bastion of fake news and…
Zulu Dawn Returns to Cinemas, Now in Glorious 4K — Because Who Doesn’t Want to See Burt Lancaster’s Mustache in Ultra-HD?
Attention, history buffs and masochists alike! Prepare to relive the glorious moment when the British Empire decided to throw a…
Crimson Desert: Where You Pay Full Price, Get Zero Microtransactions, and Still Get Trolled!
Finally, a game that doesn’t want your wallet’s soul! Crimson Desert confirms no microtransactions—but you still have to buy it.…
Behold the Resurrection Trailer: Bi Gan’s Cinematic Lazarus Act or Just Another Long Take?
Holy dream-invading, batman! In a world where humans have apparently hit the snooze button on their imagination, we now have…
Baby Fails To Change New Father In Any Way
VERNON HILLS, IL—Lacking the ability to transform her father’s personality to the same extent as his leather couch or…