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Month: February 2026

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Lovers and Friends Concert: Where Couples Reunite and Singles Cry in Their Beer

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 12, 2026

Attention all lovebirds and R&B enthusiasts! The Lovers & Friends Concert Tour is coming to town and it’s time to…

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Zulu Social Aid & Pleasure Club 2026 Coronation Ball: Tickets for the Party Where You Pretend to Be Royalty While Eating Chicken and Waffles

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 12, 2026

2026 Zulu Coronation Ball: Where Elegance Meets Your Bank Account’s Last Gasp Get ready to drop stacks on stacks for…

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Forever Mine Music Festival: Where Your Ears Commit to a Lifetime Sentence of Earworms

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 12, 2026

Forever Mine Festival is coming to Chicago to make you fall in love with R&B and house music—or at least…

HR Werkt de Nacht Door: February 12, 2026, Edition
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HR Werkt de Nacht Door: February 12, 2026, Edition

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 12, 2026

HR Café: “Online” Hangen bij de Toog, Zonder Bier! 🍻 Wie heeft er zin om zich weer te voelen als…

“Grandpa’s Not Just Grumpy, He’s Got Dementia—Let’s Make Nursing Homes Less Awful”
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“Grandpa’s Not Just Grumpy, He’s Got Dementia—Let’s Make Nursing Homes Less Awful”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 12, 2026

Who needs fresh air when you can be dementia-friendly from your couch? Join the *Advancing Age and Dementia Friendly Care*…

AI voor L&D Professionals: Because Humans Are Too Expensive and Slow
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AI voor L&D Professionals: Because Humans Are Too Expensive and Slow

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 12, 2026

AI in L&D: Van losse experimenten naar slimme keuzes AI duikt vandaag overal op in L&D. Een prompt hier, een…

Russia Slaps Censorship on 100 Million Telegram Users—Because Free Speech Is So Last Century
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Russia Slaps Censorship on 100 Million Telegram Users—Because Free Speech Is So Last Century

Big ElephantFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

Russia Bans Telegram, Proving Even Putin Knows When to Dump a “Free Speech” App In a shocking twist of irony,…

Ana Navarro: MAGA Heroes Save the Day by Defying Trump Over Epstein Files!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Ana Navarro: MAGA Heroes Save the Day by Defying Trump Over Epstein Files!

Big ElephantFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

Breaking News: Pam Bondi’s Capitol Hill Circus Has Liberals in Full Meltdown Mode! Oh, look! The radical left is losing…

Journalist Who Documented Deadly Iran Protests Suddenly Finds Her Apartment a Little Too ‘Safe’ After Raid
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Journalist Who Documented Deadly Iran Protests Suddenly Finds Her Apartment a Little Too ‘Safe’ After Raid

Big ElephantFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

Radical Iranian Regime Raids Home of Truth-Telling Photojournalist in Latest Act of Censorship The oppressive mullahs in Tehran continue their…

“Libraries: The Only Place Where ‘Reduce, Reuse, Regenerate’ Doesn’t Mean ‘Recycle Your Old Textbooks'”
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“Libraries: The Only Place Where ‘Reduce, Reuse, Regenerate’ Doesn’t Mean ‘Recycle Your Old Textbooks'”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 11, 2026

Libraries Go Green: Because Books Aren’t the Only Thing We Need to Share The British Library is hosting a webinar…

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