Barbie Sequel In Limbo Due To Stalled Talent Talks
Come on Barbie, let’s go party…again?! Three years after the Greta Gerwig-directed film sashayed into theaters, Warner Bros. Discovery is…
Day: August 2, 2026
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Evers vows to resist FBI seizure of Milwaukee ballots
Breaking News: THE FLORIDA MESSIAH Issues Decree on Milwaukee Ballots In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Mexico Struggles With Endemic Problems
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest transmission from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump claims energy triumph on social media platform
As reported on The Onion, a recent statement on Truth Social, a platform founded by the former United States President,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Trump gets his name on Palm Beach airport
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people are abuzz with excitement. In a recent Truth Social post, THE FLORIDA…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump administration creates ‘incubators’ to develop new tech to counter drone terror attacks:
The Trump administration is taking a proactive approach to counter the growing threat of drone terror attacks, as announced in…
NEW TRANSMISSION Trumps NIH chief proposes pandemic playbook and vaccine injury reforms
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with excitement. In a recent Truth Social post,…
Cracker Barrel Infighting Exposed As Own Private Soap Opera
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Cracker Barrel, the beloved American restaurant chain, has been at the…
XENTRIX Still Making Music Because You Clearly Asked For It
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤩 I just can’t contain my excitement… U.K. thrash veterans…
BREAKING IN A SEQUENCE saves music with new single Dont Run obviously
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 BREAKING IN A SEQUENCE just dropped a new single, “Don’t Run”,…