At least three incidents of mysterious men climbing up from manholes in Brooklyn and Queens have been reported in the past month, prompting warnings from NYC officials about the dangers of exploring the sewer system. What do you think?
“Tell me a better way to seek an audience with the King Of The Cockroaches. I’ll wait.”
Nabeel Jawhar, Systems Analyst
“I hope one day mysterious women emerge from the sewers, too.”
Anita Boucher, Footage Reviewer
“I warned everyone that Mamdani would summon sewer dwellers.”
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At least three incidents of mysterious men climbing up from manholes in Brooklyn and Queens have been reported in the past month, prompting warnings from NYC officials about the dangers of exploring the sewer system. What do you think?
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