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Day: August 5, 2026

Yngwie Malmsteen Drops New Album And Single Now Or Never
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Yngwie Malmsteen Drops New Album And Single Now Or Never

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Guitar virtuoso Yngwie Malmsteen has announced a new album titled Hell or High Water, due out November 13 via Music…

GOP Scandals Mount Because That’s Just Their Brand Now
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GOP Scandals Mount Because That’s Just Their Brand Now

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The GOP is in a bit of a pickle, and…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT boasts 28-1 endorsement record despite fake news claims
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT boasts 28-1 endorsement record despite fake news claims

Milton TruthwellAugust 5, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the numbers are in: 28-1, a staggering endorsement record that has left the Fake…

‘Ted Lasso’ Renewed Again Based On Strength Of Those Three Decent Episodes Back In 2020
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‘Ted Lasso’ Renewed Again Based On Strength Of Those Three Decent Episodes Back In 2020

FinnAugust 5, 2026

    U.S. — Apple TV series Ted Lasso has been renewed for a fifth season based on the strength of…

Dawn Richard Drops New Album Creole Culture And Single Enough
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Dawn Richard Drops New Album Creole Culture And Single Enough

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Dawn Richard has announced her new album, Creole Culture, due out October 9th via Merge Records. The New Orleans multidisciplinary…

Man Convinced He And Henry Cavill Would Totally Be Best Friends If They Ever Met
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Man Convinced He And Henry Cavill Would Totally Be Best Friends If They Ever Met

FinnAugust 5, 2026

    FONTANA, CA — A local man has become convinced that he and the famous Superman actor, Henry Cavill, would…

Justice Department Now Dealing With Another Rich Guy’s Bad Life Choices
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Justice Department Now Dealing With Another Rich Guy’s Bad Life Choices

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the investigations into Jeffrey Epstein’s former ranch in…

Sleep Drops New Album Hempispheres And Debut Single The Morrisist
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Sleep Drops New Album Hempispheres And Debut Single The Morrisist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Sleep, the legendary stoner doom metal act, have announced their first album in eight years, titled Hempispheres. The band has…

Madden 27 Offers Three Day Early Access With Pre Order
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Madden 27 Offers Three Day Early Access With Pre Order

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

EA Sports’ Madden 27 officially launches next Thursday, August 13th, but you can pre-order the $99.99 Deluxe and $139.99 MVP…

Lollapalooza Festivalgoer Stuck in Knee Deep Mud
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Lollapalooza Festivalgoer Stuck in Knee Deep Mud

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

As Lollapalooza and its attendees faced severe conditions over the weekend, with rain turning the main grounds into a mud…

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