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Day: August 5, 2026

More Reboots and Sequels to Throw Your Money At This Weekend
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More Reboots and Sequels to Throw Your Money At This Weekend

FinnAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

The weekend is upon us, and you know what that means: a plethora of new movies to stream from the…

Disney Underwhelmed By Underperformance Of Obvious Cash Grabs
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Disney Underwhelmed By Underperformance Of Obvious Cash Grabs

FinnAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Josh D’Amaro, CEO of Disney, recently acknowledged that the live-action remake of Moana and Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu…

JAY-Z Returns with Verse on Beyoncé’s Morning Dew Remix
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JAY-Z Returns with Verse on Beyoncé’s Morning Dew Remix

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

JAY-Z is back with his first proper verse since 2022, joining Beyoncé on a remix of her recent surprise drop…

One Night Only Explores Fascism In New Film
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One Night Only Explores Fascism In New Film

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

The romantic comedy One Night Only presents a disturbing premise, where Congress has banned all premarital sex, except for one…

New Radicals Drop First New Track in 28 Years
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New Radicals Drop First New Track in 28 Years

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Their own modifier may no longer prove so accurate, but for the first time in 28 years, New Radicals are…

New Progressive Bible Features Perforated Pages For Easy Removal Of Parts You Don’t Like
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New Progressive Bible Features Perforated Pages For Easy Removal Of Parts You Don’t Like

FinnAugust 5, 2026

    U.S. — Christians with strong liberal leanings were abuzz with excitement this week, as a publisher introduced a new…

Because London Needed Another Music Festival Obviously
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Because London Needed Another Music Festival Obviously

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Because the music world never gets tired of revisiting the past, a new festival is set to take over London…

Cancer Bats Releases New Song Give Me Dirt Because You Clearly Needed More Angst In Your Life
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Cancer Bats Releases New Song Give Me Dirt Because You Clearly Needed More Angst In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🤯 Canadian hardcore punk legends Cancer Bats just dropped their eighth…

Yngwie Malmsteen Still Shredding For Some Reason
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Yngwie Malmsteen Still Shredding For Some Reason

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Yngwie Malmsteen, the Swedish guitar god, has just announced his new studio album, “Hell Or High Water”, set to be…

New ‘Ted Lasso’ Season Aims To Teach Viewers About Shapes, Colors 
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New ‘Ted Lasso’ Season Aims To Teach Viewers About Shapes, Colors 

FinnAugust 5, 2026

       NEW YORK—Claiming that fans would love clapping and dancing along with their favorite characters,Ted Lasso star Jason Sudeikis confirmed that…

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