The FBI has found at least a dozen instances of Iranian hackers targeting municipal water systems, including the networks that control valves and water pressure. What do you think?
“Huh. My water doesn’t taste more Iranian than usual.”
Sal Quintero, Slide Whistler
“Won’t anyone think of the data centers?”
Faye Sheridan, Tissue Boxer
“This is why I drink urine. They can’t hack your bladder.”
Gabriel Van Ness, Piglet Weigher
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
