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Political Profile: Pete Hegseth

    Read MoreThe OnionPete Hegseth, Trump’s pick to lead the Pentagon, has refused to withdraw his nomination amidst allegations of financial mismanagement and sexual misconduct. Here is what you need to know about the Defense Secretary nominee’s background. Marital Status: Third wife, 12th affair  Military Rank: Goon Speaking Style: Eight drinks in  Hairstyle: Speaking role in American Psycho
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