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Day: August 17, 2026

Blackmore Hints At Final Deep Purple Reunion
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Blackmore Hints At Final Deep Purple Reunion

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2026

Ritchie Blackmore has offered insight into what spurred his recent onstage reunion with Deep Purple, the band he helped form…

Jonas Brothers Launch Burning Up Tour Across North America
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Jonas Brothers Launch Burning Up Tour Across North America

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2026

The Jonas Brothers have announced β€œThe Burning Up Tour All Over Again,” a fall 2026 North American run that serves…

Anthony Michael Hall Reflects on 50 Years in Hollywood
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Anthony Michael Hall Reflects on 50 Years in Hollywood

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2026

Anthony Michael Hall has spent five decades discovering that the strangest career turns can sometimes be the ones worth taking.…

Actress Hayden Panettiere Dead at 36 Leaving Heroes Fans Heartbroken Suddenly
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Actress Hayden Panettiere Dead at 36 Leaving Heroes Fans Heartbroken Suddenly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Well, it looks like another celebrity has left us far too soon, and I’m not just talking about the latest…

Strawberry Prices Set To Become Your Newest Expense Nightmare Apparently
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Strawberry Prices Set To Become Your Newest Expense Nightmare Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about strawberries, and I have to say, it’s a real treat.…

Trump Casually Rewires US Capitalism Behind Smokescreen of Red Scare
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Casually Rewires US Capitalism Behind Smokescreen of Red Scare

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Trump is trying to have it both…

RIKKI ROCKETT still playing same old songs because bills dont pay themselves
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RIKKI ROCKETT still playing same old songs because bills dont pay themselves

Chord F. DiscordAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some totally-not-desperate attempts to cling to the past? πŸ™„ Because I’ve got some…

Aaron Stainthorpe gets dumped by My Dying Bride and somehow still sounds whiny
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Aaron Stainthorpe gets dumped by My Dying Bride and somehow still sounds whiny

Chord F. DiscordAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

I mean, who needs a social life when you can spend your days obsessing over the latest drama in the…

San Francisco Homes Now Cost A Cool Million Extra Thanks To AI
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

San Francisco Homes Now Cost A Cool Million Extra Thanks To AI

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. San Francisco, the city that was supposedly dying just a…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump repeats stance on Iran nuclear weapons
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump repeats stance on Iran nuclear weapons

Milton TruthwellAugust 17, 2026

The nation held its breath as THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as President DONALD J. TRUMP, issued a dire warning…

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