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Day: August 18, 2026

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump nominates Richard Bennett as Texas judge
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump nominates Richard Bennett as Texas judge

Milton TruthwellAugust 18, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the Commander of…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump nominates Daniel Ballou as Kentucky judge
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump nominates Daniel Ballou as Kentucky judge

Milton TruthwellAugust 18, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Kentucky are about to receive a blessing in the form of…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump nominates Brad Kelley as Louisiana judge
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump nominates Brad Kelley as Louisiana judge

Milton TruthwellAugust 18, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Louisiana are about to receive a double dose of Tiger power.…

ZZ Top Vows to Continue Touring After Frank Beard Passes Away
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ZZ Top Vows to Continue Touring After Frank Beard Passes Away

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026

ZZ Top are honoring their summer US tour dates despite the passing of longtime drummer Frank Beard on Monday, August…

Iranians Charged With Hacking Because That’s Just What They Do Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Iranians Charged With Hacking Because That’s Just What They Do Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US Justice Department has charged eight Iranians for their alleged…

Matt Walsh Asks People To Stop Taking His Words In Context
Babylon Bee

Matt Walsh Asks People To Stop Taking His Words In Context

FinnAugust 18, 2026

    NASHVILLE, TN — After a string of controversial posts went viral online, commentator Matt Walsh took to social media…

Remembering Frank Beard, drummer of boogie rock trio ZZ Top
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Remembering Frank Beard, drummer of boogie rock trio ZZ Top

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

Frank Beard, ZZ Top’s Hard-Shuffling Drummer, Dead at 77 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Pennsylvania Limits Data Centers Because Who Needs Jobs Anyway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Pennsylvania Limits Data Centers Because Who Needs Jobs Anyway

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding data centers, and I have to say, it’s…

Hey Arnold Live Tour Hits Road For 30th Anniversary Celebration
Live, Music News

Hey Arnold Live Tour Hits Road For 30th Anniversary Celebration

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026

The “Music of Hey Arnold! Live” tour has been announced to celebrate the 30th anniversary of the show’s debut with…

ZZ Top Drummer Frank Beard Dies At 77
Live, Music News

ZZ Top Drummer Frank Beard Dies At 77

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026

Frank Beard, the longtime and legendary drummer of ZZ Top, has died at age 77. He passed away on Monday,…

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