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Day: August 20, 2026

Foo Fighters Join AC/DC for One Night Only Gig
Live, Music News

Foo Fighters Join AC/DC for One Night Only Gig

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026

AC/DC needed a new support act for their September 8th show in St. Louis, as the tour’s regular opener The…

Bourbon & Beyond 2026 Unveils Its Must See Music Lineup
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Bourbon & Beyond 2026 Unveils Its Must See Music Lineup

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026

The Bourbon & Beyond festival is set to return for its 2026 edition from September 24th through September 27th at…

Fontaines D.C. Unveil New Track Marianne At BBC Maida Vale
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Fontaines D.C. Unveil New Track Marianne At BBC Maida Vale

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026

Fontaines D.C. performed at the last-ever Maida Vale session for BBC Radio 6, giving their new song “Marianne” its debut.…

Hoosiers Still Waiting for Power Because Storms are the Worst
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Hoosiers Still Waiting for Power Because Storms are the Worst

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the devastating storms in northwest Indiana, where tens of thousands of people…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: James Braid exits White House in September after legislative wins
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: James Braid exits White House in September after legislative wins

Milton TruthwellAugust 20, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the news is dripping with greatness. In a recent Truth Social post, COMMANDER OF…

Mariah Carey Reissues Glitter Album For 25th Anniversary
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Mariah Carey Reissues Glitter Album For 25th Anniversary

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026

Marayah Carey is marking 25 years of Glitter with an expanded reissue of her once-maligned 2001 album, due October 30th…

Dad’s Driving Directions Hinge On Where Old Shell Station Used To Be
The Onion

Dad’s Driving Directions Hinge On Where Old Shell Station Used To Be

FinnAugust 20, 2026

       CHICAGO—Basing the instructions almost entirely on a mental map of his surroundings that had seemingly not been updated since…

Immigration Hardliner’s Company Trafficked Nurses Apparently By Accident Totally
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Immigration Hardliner’s Company Trafficked Nurses Apparently By Accident Totally

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Rick Jackson, a billionaire Republican, is running for governor in Georgia,…

Benji Webbe’s 18 Grandkids Somehow Still Not Tired Of Him
Breaking, Music News

Benji Webbe’s 18 Grandkids Somehow Still Not Tired Of Him

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

I just spit out my beer when I heard that Benji Webbe, the legendary frontman of Skindred, has a whopping…

EXTOL somehow still exists drops new album Aura Of Decay
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EXTOL somehow still exists drops new album Aura Of Decay

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

OH BOY, IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING! 🤩 EXTOL IS BACK, AND I’M NOT SURE IF I SHOULD BE EXCITED OR TERRIFIED…

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