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Day: August 22, 2026

Trump Aide’s Old Tweets Reveal Totally Normal And Not At All Alarming Loyalty
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Aide’s Old Tweets Reveal Totally Normal And Not At All Alarming Loyalty

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Natalie Harp, a key White House aide to President Donald Trump, and…

Paramount and AGs Engage in Thrilling Game of Corporate Chicken
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Paramount and AGs Engage in Thrilling Game of Corporate Chicken

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

Folks, it looks like the drama between Paramount and the parties suing to block its takeover of Warner Bros. Discovery…

PRIEST Forms To Milk Ghost Fans Dry With New Album
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PRIEST Forms To Milk Ghost Fans Dry With New Album

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

Oh no, the surveillance state has finally caught up with us, and it’s got a sick beat 🚨! Swedish dark…

Chris Slade retires from drumming because 70 is the new 25 and he’s exhausted
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Chris Slade retires from drumming because 70 is the new 25 and he’s exhausted

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my Black Sabbath t-shirt 🍺🖤. Chris Slade, the legendary Welsh drummer who’s played…

Kansas Loses Senator But Gains One Angelic Moderate Voter
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Kansas Loses Senator But Gains One Angelic Moderate Voter

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the passing of Nancy Kassebaum Baker, the first woman elected to the US…

Kacey Musgraves Kicks Off Tour With Lube And Disco Balls
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Kacey Musgraves Kicks Off Tour With Lube And Disco Balls

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 22, 2026

Kacey Musgraves is turning “Dry Spell” into a hands-on experience. This week, Musgraves teamed with women’s wellness brand Medicine Mama…

Olivia Rodrigo Drops Politically Charged Single Serena Joy On CD
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Olivia Rodrigo Drops Politically Charged Single Serena Joy On CD

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 22, 2026

Olivia Rodrigo has found a home for one of the songs that didn’t make her latest album, you seem pretty…

Marilyn Manson and Rob Zombie in Tampa, FL (08/21/2026)
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Marilyn Manson and Rob Zombie in Tampa, FL (08/21/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

Legendary shock rockers Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Police Chief Says Cop’s Spouse Found Dead, Founder Now Missing
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Police Chief Says Cop’s Spouse Found Dead, Founder Now Missing

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Massachusetts woman, Karen Solomon, is being sought by authorities…

Buckcherry Tour Bus Crashes in Deadly Multi Vehicle Accident
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Buckcherry Tour Bus Crashes in Deadly Multi Vehicle Accident

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 22, 2026

A multi-vehicle accident involving Buckcherry’s tour bus resulted in one fatality, though members of the band and its touring crew…

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