Man Arrested In Britain For Briefly Thinking About Sharing Meme
BIRMINGHAM, ENGLAND — Local man Roger Fisher was arrested this morning on suspicion of briefly considering sharing a meme.…
Day: August 22, 2026
Garth Brooks Kicks Off Arena Tour With Rootsy Setlist
Garth Brooks launched his 2026 “Blame It All on My Roots” arena tour this week with two sold-out shows at…
Trump Backs IndyCar Race Because He Loves Fast Things Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Freedom 250 Grand Prix is taking over Washington, DC, and…
FAN EXPO Canada 2026 Promises More Overpriced Nostalgia And Crowds
FAN EXPO Canada 2026 is coming, and it’s a geek’s paradise, but let’s be real, it’s also a corporate playground…
New Press Secretary To Just Be Picture Of Scott Jennings Doing That Face
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House has announced that the new Press Secretary will just be a poster-sized photo…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump builds ballroom for national security
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is abuzz with excitement. In a recent transmission on Truth Social, THE…
Luigi Mangione Pleads Guilty
Luigi Mangione pleaded guilty to federal stalking charges in the 2024 killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, facing a…
Equality Still Up For Debate Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about how some people think the idea of “all men are created…
FEAR FACTORY somehow still exists and now has a new singer
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mechanically-enhanced metal? 🤖 FEAR FACTORY is back with a new single, “Roboticist”,…
Sebastian Bach Saves Humanity With 80s Rock At Transformers Anniversary Bash
Oh boy, where do I even start with this one? 🤯 I just got word that Hasbro is throwing a…