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Day: August 27, 2026

Olivia Rodrigo Scores Custom Baja Blast At Taco Bell
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Olivia Rodrigo Scores Custom Baja Blast At Taco Bell

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2026

Olivia Rodrigo is teaming up with Taco Bell for her own twist on the Baja Blast. You Seem Pretty Pink…

Stapleton Covers Dolly Parton Classic I Will Always Love You
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Stapleton Covers Dolly Parton Classic I Will Always Love You

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2026

Chris Stapleton has joined the ranks of Jack White, Orville Peck, Vin Diesel, and more in covering Dolly Parton following…

Pete Hegseth Fires Army Chief Over Kid Rock Investigation
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Pete Hegseth Fires Army Chief Over Kid Rock Investigation

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2026

Former Army Chief of Staff Gen. Randy George was fired by Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth shortly after being told to…

CIA Boss Drops By Moscow to Chat About Not Starting Wars
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CIA Boss Drops By Moscow to Chat About Not Starting Wars

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about CIA Director John Ratcliffe’s recent trip to Moscow, and I have to…

Tears For Fears rehashes The Seeds Of Love because why not again
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Tears For Fears rehashes The Seeds Of Love because why not again

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

It’s time to dust off those old Tears For Fears albums, because the band has announced a reissue project for…

Starsailor rehashes Love Is Here for the umpteenth time apparently
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Starsailor rehashes Love Is Here for the umpteenth time apparently

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Well, it’s that time again, folks. Another anniversary, another deluxe edition, another chance for me to dust off my “I’m…

Corey Taylor and some other old dudes play War Pigs for rich people
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Corey Taylor and some other old dudes play War Pigs for rich people

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? I just spilled my beer all over my desk because…

Tom Keifer’s Voice Finally Gets a Break from His Own Songs
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Tom Keifer’s Voice Finally Gets a Break from His Own Songs

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! Tom Keifer, the legendary frontman of Cinderella, has lost his singing voice due to…

ICE Officer Shoots Guy Gets Free Trip To Texas
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ICE Officer Shoots Guy Gets Free Trip To Texas

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story involving Christian Castro, an Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer…

U.S. National Debt Surpasses $40 Trillion
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U.S. National Debt Surpasses $40 Trillion

FinnAugust 27, 2026

       The U.S. national debt surpassed $40 trillion for the first time ever, with Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent claiming the…

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